just in case you forgot

Kill Bill is really awesome.

Jersey Shore

This is the greatest show ever produced by any television network ever. I would like to thank the same two-hour episode for keeping me entertained for six total hours this weekend while I was bored out of my mind.

YAYYYYY MY NON-CRAPPY COMPUTER IS BACK!!!!!

Wooooo!!!!!!!!!!

I guess the furious posting will begin again... tomorrow.

oh my godddd guyssss

This computer is TOO SLOW I cannot wait until the freaking Geek Squad fixes my laptop tomorrow.

NOOOOOOOOOOO JENNNNNNNN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am still not unconvinced the brothers won't somehow share the win. Aaaand... that's a lot of negatives.

holy crap it's December

And I wish I had my regular laptop and not this crappy slow desktop :(

27 Dresses is stupid

a. I've been over this before but OMG KATHERINE HEIGL IS SO HORRIBLY UNATTRACTIVE BECAUSE SHE HAS MOUSY BROWN HAIR!!!! is a stupid concept to base your movie around.
b. the protagonist's "toast" at the rehearsal dinner for her sister's wedding was so not that insane.

aaaaghhhh

My normal computer got infected with a virus :( so it's getting fixed and I have to use my mom's ancient desktop which kinda sucks. So I might not post that much for a little bit? Yeah.

Cheese is delicious.

There is nothing to post about.

Blah blah blah I'm Mike Mussina and I went to Stanford and I crap-talked Mariano in The Yankee Years despite the fact that he's saved more games for me than any closer has saved for any starting pitcher in history other than Pettitte and Mo and Eckersley and... someone, and even I am kind of shocked I have not publicly said something whiny about the fact that I joined the Yankees the year after a World Series and left the year before they won again, but this clip is still kind of cool, no?

(Mike Mussina is not one of my favorite Yankees if you couldn't tell. Though Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS is still awesome.)

I just literally

fell off my chair laughing over The Soup's mocking of Survivor. You win this time, Joel McHale.

dear lord I have almost 100 posts in November

And this when I haven't really written all that much lately.

Happy Thanksgiving!

And keeping up the random baseball discussion, apparently next Wednesday MLB Network will have Baseball's Seasons: 2001. I get a sort of black humor kick out of the fact that they said "the Yankees and the Diamondbacks faced off in an emotional World Series"... yeah, I'll say. Should I even bother to watch or should I cry, puke, and punch a wall all at once and save myself some time? SIGH

But yeah. I am thankful for many things. Maybe not my unemployment, but damn, I am thankful the Yankees won the World Series.

no new Top Chef/ANTM tonight :(

And why are all these Bravo shows on at 11 now anyway?

yeesh

These Captain Morgan commercials are like... very inappropriate. Seriously, the key party one???

Also, most hilarious baseball moment ever: Albert Pujols' HR off of Brad Lidge in the 2005 NLCS. Poor Lidge. I remember watching that and getting irrationally angry at Lidge for blowing a really good game by Andy Pettitte (when he was with the Astros). :P

I think I found the one thing more annoying than people complaining about movie awards

People complaining about baseball awards! Especially when the writers GOT THEM ALL RIGHT this year and most are basically quibbling over one or two lame points.

Also, sorry guys, yeah he shouldn't have won the MVP this year to Mauer, but Teixeira being in second place was not OMG TRAVESTY!!! If the Red Sox have the guy on their team, they likely run away with the AL East and are looking at their third WS title in six years. He very much defined "valuable." But like I said - that award was totally Mauer's and it would have been a laugher if he didn't get it. Oh, and gosh he's cute (but really dorky with an annoying voice).

oh hey.

I'm here. Just... nothin' to write about.

I find this pretty amusing

What would Seinfeld be like if it came back today?