it's really sad...

what happened to Lindsay Lohan. Seriously. And for a while there, she looked like she was kind of making her way back. =/

oh, man...

Lindsay Lohan is such a goddamn mess now. It's really a shame.

Hmmm

I think I stopped caring about Lindsay Lohan.

Guys.

13 Going on 30 just made me cry like a little bitch. Like, hysterically. There's just something about that "Vienna" montage (one of my favorite songs, as are all of Billy's) and the really subtle little touches Jennifer Garner puts into her acting in that part. She's excellent in that movie, and a lack of Globe nomination was just stupid, especially considering who they nominated that year in Musical/Comedy Actress (I know you love Renee Zellweger, Globes, but a nomination for Bridget Jones 2??!??!?!?! Lindsay Lohan was also pretty robbed for Mean Girls).

You know what I just realized?

The other two girls in Mean Girls don't get any attention at all, and that's sad. No, neither were nom-worthy (though I don't nominate Rachel or Lindsay either), but Amanda Seyfried and especially Lacey Chabert were better than most of the Oscar nominees (I'm looking at you, Sophie, Cate, and Natalie).

I know who killed me

No, I didn't see the movie.

I've held out on talking about Lindsay Lohan and her troubles because they make me bizarrely sad. I know they should fill me with a sense of schadenfreude, like Paris' do, but they don't. I finally figured out why they do today. Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous and talented. Look at who she worked with throughout her career, however short: Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Tina Fey, Robert Altman, Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tommy Lee Jones, Rachel McAdams, Kevin Kline, John C. Reilly, Virginia Madsen, Jane Fonda, Emilio Estevez, William H. Macy, Sharon Stone, Anthony Hopkins, Laurence Fishburne, Felicity Huffman... she could have been the next Jodie Foster or something. Instead, something inside her - I don't know whether it was the fact that at heart, she's really a cold bitch, or whether it was the fact that she never really had any sort of family - inspired her to want to be the next Paris Hilton. She doesn't want to use her talent; she'd rather spend her nights wasting it, sucking down drinks and sucking up coke. It's terribly sad, especially so because she's less than six months older than I am. Oh Lindsay, please less of what's above, and more of this:

For all our sakes.

happy birthday lindsay lohan!

Please tell me you are taking it easy in rehab even on this, your 21st birthday (um, it's really weird that you're less than six months older than I am). I'm still a fan, for reasons including...basically just Mean Girls at this point, but seriously I'll like you forever because of that.

Lindsay Lohan

I just realized why, despite it all, I still like her. And that is: Mean Girls. Really, watching it now it's kind of sad. It is her life (except her life now probably has a lot more drugs).