he's just a sweet transvestite from sweet transsexual...

...Camelot.

At the late night double feature picture show...

I WANNA GO! oh oh OHHH!

Planet Terror: B+
Death Proof: A-
Grindhouse: A-, and the biggest blast I've had at the movies in a long, long time

thanks, theater...

So basically, what I've learned from this show is that it doesn't matter how talented you are. If you are sleeping with the director (or the director wants to sleep with you...), you will be a very important lead. And no, I don't know why it took me this long to realize it.

theatrical pause

Ranking the songs of both the musicals I've been in this year.

The Rocky Horror Show (it's not "Picture" Show, thanks ;) )
---- love 'em ----
1. "Time Warp"
2. "Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a Touch Me"
3. "Dammit Janet"
---- great to good ----
4. "Sweet Transvestite"
5. "Science Fiction Double Feature"
6. "Rose Tint My World"
7. "Hot Patootie"
8. "Planet Schmanet Janet"
9. "Sword of Damocles"
10. "I'm Going Home"
11. "Super Heroes"
---- dumb / clearly filler songs ---
12. "Eddie's Teddy"
14. "Charles Atlas Song" / "Charles Atlas Song reprise"
15. "Over at the Frankenstein Place"
---- bad ----
16. "Once in a While"

Urinetown
---- love 'em ----
1. "Run Freedom Run!"
2. "Act One Finale"
3. "Don't Be the Bunny"
4. "Cop Song"
5. "Follow Your Heart"
6. "Snuff That Girl"
7. "What Is Urinetown?"
---- great to good ----
8. "Too Much Exposition / Urinetown"
9. "I See a River"
10. "Look at the Sky"
11. "We're Not Sorry / We're Not Sorry reprise"
12. "Why Did I Listen to That Man?"
13. "Mr. Cladwell"
---- dumb / clearly filler songs ----
14. "It's a Privilege to Pee"
15. "Tell Her I Love Her"

The better musical: Urinetown kicks Rocky Horror's ass in every way, shape, and form.
The more fun musical: Urinetown too, surprisingly. Both fun, though.

random mood

let's do the time warp agaaaain