House is really bad

How do people watch this?

naaaahhhhthaaaang on tv.

boooo

wow

The Big Love commercial that uses "Hot and Cold" is pretty darn brilliant and sort of makes me want to watch Big Love.

AMAZING

I love this so much. I just love Jersey Shore.

OH AMAZING

There's a new Jersey Shore y'all.

No, "The Situation," not every girl likes you. You have a bizarre potato-nose.

bahahaha

VH1 is currently running something called 2009: That Really Happened. As you can imagine, it is HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.

Jersey Shore

This is the greatest show ever produced by any television network ever. I would like to thank the same two-hour episode for keeping me entertained for six total hours this weekend while I was bored out of my mind.

I find this pretty amusing

What would Seinfeld be like if it came back today?

yay!

I guess you can say "douche" on TV now

Ugh I can't believe I'm watching Spike TV

I swear it's only to watch Kill Bill, but blech.

wow

Tough Love is so offensive and sexist and those are just the commercials...

sigh

Is Glee so friggin' popular that it needs to get released on DVD mid-season? Ridiculous.

Dexter and Californication back to back?

Yeah, it's going from AWESOME to AWFUL.

Why the hell are all of Geico's commercials unbelievably annoying?

wow, Nip/Tuck

I swear, every episode is an adventure in what you can and cannot do on that TV station that airs the show. You can show ass, and basically the entire boob... but no nipple. You can show fairly graphic sex scenes and horrific violence/surgery images. You can say "asshole" and "shit," but not "fuck." Seriously? Just put it on HBO or man up, FX.

Nip/Tuck

This show is beyond fucked up and really terrible at this point but it has the best commercials ever.

wow.

You know... sometimes in life you look at the time and you realize you've been watching Kortnie and Khloe Take Miami for like two hours. FML.

sometimes I hate myself

Whenever I see commercials for Sherri Shephard's (spelling?) new show on Lifetime or whatever, I think it looks funny. And um, see title of this entry.

Ugh Joy Behar why did you say "dildos" on The Daily Show, that was not necessary

I hope this doesn't make me seem dumb, but...

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? is actually quite difficult, most of the time. :( Generally not the kindergarten questions, obviously, but the upper grades are awful.

Kendra

So I definitely can stand this show, which is kind of disturbing. Heck, sometimes it's even enjoyable. Sure, between her and her fiance, there ain't a quarter of a brain. But they're honestly really cute and sweet to each other. I'm being genuine: I totally hope those two crazy (dumb) kids make it.

ETA: So this entry was really crappily written.

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Guh, I love that poster SFM. I really need to watch this show.