Ew, I'm sort of voluntarily watching Bride Wars

It's about as bad as you'd expect. "Your wedding will be huge... just like your ass at prom" is indeed the worst line delivery in the history of the universe.

KATE HUDSON FOR MVP!!!!!

EW.

Anne Hathaway's performance in Bride Wars, you do NOT DESERVE the intro music of "So What." Which is like THE BEST SONG EVER.


Also LOL, Kristin Stewart in Twilight beat Kate Winslet in The Reader.

GRRR.

I said stop the stupid Bride Wars commercials, not PLAY THREE OF THEM IN A ROW. LITERALLY.

Oh, and then there was another commercial for some local shit, AND THEN ANOTHER ONE GODDAMN IT THIS MOVIE. I hope it flops miserably.

Oh my God, Bride Wars.

STOP FUCKING ADVERTISING. If I have to see Anne Hathaway's stupid chipmunk face and hear her horribly stilted delivery of "your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom" one more time, I am going to throw a tissue at the screen. Violently!

I hope Clint Eastwood kicks that movie's ass.

HAH.

So, that shitty Bride Wars movie is going to kill Anne Hathaway's chance at an Oscar, right? I mean, it happened with Eddie Murphy. Frankly, I hope it hurts her chances of getting in at all. Scarlett Johansson gave two fantastic performances in 2003, and apparently Oscar didn't have room for her, but they had to honor Diane Keaton's shitty performance just because, you know, it's Diane Keaton. Christina Ricci turned in the best performance by an actress in 1998, and the Oscars ignored her. The second, however, Anne Hathaway puts on a half-decent performance (note: still haven't seen Rachel Getting Married), Oscar is salivating all over her? I don't think so. I doubt she'll get snubbed, but I'll laugh if she does.

Why do I dislike Anne Hathaway so much? I have no idea.