The worst thing about August Rush...

...and trust me, there are many, many, many things to choose from, but the absolute worst thing about that movie is the fact that it is near-unbearably cheesy, sentimental, and cliche-ridden, and then it denies you what the entire movie has been leading up to: Evan's reunion with his parents. The movie is clogged with syrup, but it doesn't even give you the catharsis that syrup demands. It's like...it's like...it's like having sex with someone really hot but that you hate and then it turns out he or she is terrible in bed or something like that. Yeah. Great metaphor...

Keri Russell and Jonathan Rhys-Myers sure are a pretty couple to look at, but it doesn't even begin to make up for the sheer suckiness of August Rush. Blarrrrghhhhh. Awful.

aguhhhh

Oh my...wow.

Still, I don't think I ever (even theoretically) could date him. He is prettier than I am (then again, so's the boyf :) ), and apparently kind of an ass (unlike the boyf, happily enough. Jonathan ripped on my girl ScarJo!). I can hardly concentrate on Match Point because he's so flipping hot. I mean, even those who hate that movie have gotta give it props for the creation of that gorgeous cinematic couple.

awww

Jonathan Rhys Myers is in rehab. Get better, hotstuff! And if you need someone to look after you, well, I suppose I'm always here. ;)