dear Daily Show,

your coverage of the whole health care bill was slightly underwhelming. :( Which I guess is what happens when you're on break when the thing actually happens.

PUKE PUKE PUKE

I was just innocently watching The Daily Show and OH GOD WHY DOES JOE BUCK HAVE A RENT-A-CAR COMMERCIAL?! He's NEVER GOING AWAY is he???

hey, Daily Show/Jon Stewart.

Let's make out because you're so awesome.

One of these days, I will have a substantial post.

noooo :(

Weeks where The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are on vacation are so much worse than other weeks. Booooo

The Daily Show is back y'all. Probably.

Lately, I don't think The Daily Show has been as good or as interesting as it can be. Like, compare it to last year at this time... then again, news in the political world has been either really boring or beyond depressing. However, this was awesome:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Queer and Loathing in D.C.
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Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Ron Paul Interview

Fox sucks.

hahaha sometimes I love The Daily Show

They're talking about the infuriating Spanish lisp. Hilarious. AND THEY MENTIONED BLAGO YAYYYYYY

The Invention of Lying

This movie looks so freaking cute! I honestly hope I can see it as soon as it's out.

Ooooh, and now I gotta go cuz The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are back. And Jon Stewart is in a fat suit a la Michael Scott at the beginning of "Weight Loss," so this is gonna be a great episode for sure. :D

MY BB IS BACK.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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The entire Daily Show yesterday was amazing; you should be watching it right now.

Haha.

Encore (the film channel) is trying to promote Jerry Bruckheimer. "Hey! I did Armageddon! Come see G-Force!" WTF. No.

On the other unrelated hand, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report have been pretty great this week.

OH MY GOD YES

"Trapped in the Closet" is running on IFC. Combined with this and Bill Kristol's thorough OWNING by Jon Stewart (I don't think Jon's way of interviewing, where he's constantly interrupting, is necessarily the best, but you know what? Kristol got us into the Iraq War. He got us Sarah Palin. Fucker deserves it as opposed to, like, poor Cameron Diaz.), this is clearly the among the BEST NIGHTS EVER.

Hee.

So now HBO keeps playing Mamma Mia! and you know... however bad it is, and it is BAD, whenever I'm in a crappy mood, there's always Pierce Brosnan singing and Colin Firth randomly deciding he's gay (well, the character he played deciding that) to laugh at.

I may have mentioned this on the blog, but Pierce was an interviewee on The Daily Show last summer right before the movie came out and, before the interview, when they showed a clip of him singing "SOS," I genuinely thought the clip was Jon Stewart yelling out mockingly over Pierce's vocals. But... it was not. ETA: Yeah, I did post this before. Oh well.

Oh holy crap.

I'm sure you've seen this everywhere, but here's Jon Stewart OWNING Jim Cramer.

It's uncensored and unedited.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three

I LOVE this.

I wish the quality was a little sharper, but... YES.

One of the best things The Daily Show has ever done.

I never agreed with John McCain, but I never was genuinely frightened of him or thought he was as stupid as George Bush until he picked this stupid, stupid woman. You can't have it both ways, Sarah! You can't whore your kids out to prove what a good member of the Family Values Movement you are, then shriek "it's a family matter! stay out of it!!!!" when it turns out your unwed teenage daughter - who you, by your own voting record, would deny health care to - is pregnant (Barack Obama's far classier than I could ever be). You can't claim to be John McCain's "pitbull with lipstick," then cry sexism whenever anyone genuinely asks about your qualifications or background, as you clearly weren't vetted properly, and severely hurt McCain's two biggest attacks against Obama - that he's inexperienced, and that he's "just a celebrity." Of course, this section of The Daily Show isn't really about Sarah Palin, but more like the utter hypocrisy of the right, but I had to rant about that.

I can't be excited about this year's elections until they're over and hopefully hopefully hopefully Obama's in the White House. Please, God, please.

The Daily Show last night...

I feel like such an awful Office fan for not realizing this before, but... along with Ed, there's Captain Jack and Mr. Brown too!!!

OMG YAYYYYY!!!! (again)

Ed Helms just made a random cameo on The Daily Show!! Oh my gosh YAAAYYY!!!

PS. My two original Mole suspects are now gone so I won't feel at all "ha ha I knew it" if, say, Mark (the next on my Mole pecking order) is the Mole. BOOOOOOOO. Great episode though, and the editing was fucking godly. More tomorrow!

Oh, dear...

So last night's guest on The Daily Show was Pierce Brosnan, and they showed a clip of him singing from Mamma Mia!. And, well, um. His singing... I thought it was Jon Stewart yelling in mockery over his actual singing.

Lord, this movie looks like shit on a stick. (Then again, so did Hairspray. But The Dark Knight is going to kick its ass, at any rate.)

Oooh, James McAvoy looks goooood on The Daily Show right now...

...mmmmm... oh, and a post on The Mole tomorrow. Except it BLEW MY MIND!!!! and I have no idea who the mole is now. DAMMIT VICTORIA!!!!!

God loves The Daily Show, Part 2.

I've been watching this on loop since Wednesday.

God loves The Daily Show.