In which I admit something embarrassing.

That new Vince Vaughn/Jason Bateman movie Couples Retreat looks terrible. Like... WOW. BAD. That said, in the trailer, when they have the line "My name is Stanley, spelled with a C," I literally laugh out loud every time.

So, back me up here. That is a funny line, right? I'm not just laughing over stupid crap?

Four Christmases

So, this trailer is all over TV here. It looks laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. And wasn't this the movie where Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn constantly wanted to tear the other's throat out? That's kind of awesome actually...

Oh, Brad... (oh...DAMMIT!) I'm glad... (oh, JANET!)

So I'm watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And I'm reminded that, even though he's really boring now, GODDAMN BRAD PITT CAN BE SO HOT SOMETIMES.

Also, wow, how awkward was it for Vince Vaughn to be in this movie? But I love him in it. Like, maybe Best Supporting Actor nom for 2005 love. Hey, it's not like there's anyone better, that year was so shit in this category.

Oh and the title of this entry? "Dammit Janet" from Rocky Horror.

Helen Mirren:

way cooler than you. But you knew that already.

I enjoy how she's apparently BFFL with Jamie Foxx (her husband did direct his Oscar-winning turn) and how Vince Vaughn looks like the fuckin' dead.

I love that woman! Seriously, way cooler than you.

happy birthday hot stuff!

"Vegas baby, Vegas!"

Happy birthday Vince Vaughn!