I'm gonna embarrass myself here.

Bruce Willis: gorgeous and talented.

I am terrified.

Grindhouse finished below Are We There Yet? at the box office. Seriously, people!!! I know, I didn't do my part to go see Grindhouse, but I haven't seen ANY 2007 movies so far save Epic Movie which doesn't fuckin' count. Sad, I know, but some of us thought it would be a good idea to take three writing intensive classes in one semester. But the real sad thing is that Grindhouse was #4 this weekend. Yeah yeah yeah, I know it was Easter weekend, but still. People. Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a leg. Bruce Willis as some kind of crazy zombie leader or something. A GODDAMN QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIE!!! How do you NOT want to see that shit?!?!?!

HOORAY!

hottest. balding. man. EVER!

so you know how yesterday I went on about how I love Bruce Willis? Well, today's his BIRTHDAY!!! YAY!!! Watch all of his seventeen thousand movies (okay, fine, if you have limited time you only have to watch Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Fast Food Nation, which you probably haven't seen and in which he has a wonderful cameo) and shave your head in his honor. YAY BRUCE WILLIS!!!

Also, you should still watch this. It bears repeating, because it is just so silly...

I love Bruce Willis...

Quick! Before the YouTube police get to it!

in honor of live free or die hard...

...actors and actresses I would list among my favorites that many may question me about:
Clive Owen
Kevin Spacey
Jeffrey Wright (not many may question me, but many will go "who's that")
Samuel L. Jackson
Tom Hanks
Russell Crowe
Tom Cruise
BRUCE WILLIS!!
Steve Carell
Vince Vaughn
Scarlett Johansson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Reese Witherspoon (though at this point, if you still doubt her...)
Gwyneth Paltrow

...bored. must. find. something. to. do.

Best Supporting Actor.

ignore the suit.
focus on the brilliance.

Okay, so um, where are the great Supporting Actor peformances of the new millennium? Though I love my choice for the best Supporting Actor of the new millennium (Tim Robbins in Mystic River - suck itttt), I doubt he'd even make #10 on my list of the Best Supporting Actors of the 1990s. It's true, this has hindsight helping me, but think about all the incredible supporting male performances we'd had by the beginning of 1997: all the Glengarry Glen Ross boys, Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs, Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction, Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List, Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects (and Se7en - which I haven't seen, and quite frankly, which I refuse to see), Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, Edward Norton in Primal Fear and The People vs. Larry Flynt, Gene Hackman in Unforgiven, Leonardo DiCaprio in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Jack Lemmon in Short Cuts, Martin Landau in Ed Wood, Sean Penn in Carlito's Way, Don Cheadle in Devil in a Blue Dress...

though, if you're willing to deem the movie eligible, Jeffrey Wright and Al Pacino in Angels in America could easily go toe-to-toe with any of those performances...