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The geoduck!!!
a. It's not a duck. At all. It's a clam.
b. It's pronounced "GOOEY DUCK." TEEHEE!!!
c. PHALLUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi, I'm 7.
Friday, November 28, 2008
my new favorite food:
The geoduck!!!
a. It's not a duck. At all. It's a clam.
b. It's pronounced "GOOEY DUCK." TEEHEE!!!
c. PHALLUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi, I'm 7.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
There's something in the water in Scranton...
That Jim/Pam moment? Um. Wow.
ANDY AND ANGELA ARE MAKING OUT!!!!!!
Thanksgiving night Oscar predictions.
NO, REALLY!!!! I poked around boards and sites and saw what everyone was all hyped up about.
Best Picture
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Revolutionary Road
Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Sam Mendes, Revolutionary Road
Christopher Nolan, The Dark Knight
Gus Van Sant, Milk
Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married (GAG HURL)
Angelina Jolie, The Changeling
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road
Best Supporting Actor
Josh Brolin, Milk
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road
Best Supporting Actress
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis, Doubt
Rosemarie DeWitt, Rachel Getting Married
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Kate Winslet, The Reader
Right? Right. I'm gonna be wrong!
Best Picture
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Revolutionary Road
Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Sam Mendes, Revolutionary Road
Christopher Nolan, The Dark Knight
Gus Van Sant, Milk
Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married (GAG HURL)
Angelina Jolie, The Changeling
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road
Best Supporting Actor
Josh Brolin, Milk
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road
Best Supporting Actress
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis, Doubt
Rosemarie DeWitt, Rachel Getting Married
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Kate Winslet, The Reader
Right? Right. I'm gonna be wrong!
so I watched the Top Chef marathon on Bravo today...
a. food is DELICIOUS. (seriously, it is a good thing I have great genes, because otherwise I would be a whale. I eat like a vacuum and go to the gym like once a week for half an hour. Yeah. My parents always like to laugh at how I'm hungry about 98% of the time.)
b. Rocco DiSpirito is CUUUUUUTE. Yummy. (Hah!)
b. Rocco DiSpirito is CUUUUUUTE. Yummy. (Hah!)
oh, wow.
The extended version of The 40-Year-Old Virgin is on USA right now. It is somehow even more painfully unfunny.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Call-out averages...
...for the Cycle 11 girls.
13. TIE: Nikeysha & Hannah
Average call-out: 12
Nikeysha's call-outs: 12/12
Hannah's call-outs: 13/11/12
12. ShaRaun
Average call-out: 11
Call-outs: 11
11. Clark
Average call-out: 8.4
Call-outs: 14/5/11/4/8
10. Brittany
Average call-out: 7.33
Call-outs: 3/10/9
9. Isis
Average call-out: 7.25
Call-outs: 1/9/10/9
8. Joslyn
Average call-out: 5.71
Call-outs: 7/2/7/7/9/5/3
7. Elina
Average call-out: 5.7
Call-outs: 8/6/6/8/5/4/5/6/4/5
6. Samantha
Average call-out: 5.33
Call-outs: 9/13/5/10/6/6/4/1/1/3/3/3
5. Sheena
Average call-out: 4.63
Call-outs: 6/8/3/3/7/3/2/5
4. McKey
Average call-out: 4.58
Call-outs: 4/7/8/6/2/7/7/2/3/4/4/1
3. Lauren Brie
Average call-out: 4.5
Call-outs: 10/1/2/2/4/8
2. Marjorie
Average call-out: 3.45
Call-outs: 2/4/4/5/3/1/6/4/5/2/2
1. Analeigh
Average call-out: 1.92
Call-outs: 5/3/1/1/1/2/1/3/2/1/1/2
La-dee-dah.
13. TIE: Nikeysha & Hannah
Average call-out: 12
Nikeysha's call-outs: 12/12
Hannah's call-outs: 13/11/12
12. ShaRaun
Average call-out: 11
Call-outs: 11
11. Clark
Average call-out: 8.4
Call-outs: 14/5/11/4/8
10. Brittany
Average call-out: 7.33
Call-outs: 3/10/9
9. Isis
Average call-out: 7.25
Call-outs: 1/9/10/9
8. Joslyn
Average call-out: 5.71
Call-outs: 7/2/7/7/9/5/3
7. Elina
Average call-out: 5.7
Call-outs: 8/6/6/8/5/4/5/6/4/5
6. Samantha
Average call-out: 5.33
Call-outs: 9/13/5/10/6/6/4/1/1/3/3/3
5. Sheena
Average call-out: 4.63
Call-outs: 6/8/3/3/7/3/2/5
4. McKey
Average call-out: 4.58
Call-outs: 4/7/8/6/2/7/7/2/3/4/4/1
3. Lauren Brie
Average call-out: 4.5
Call-outs: 10/1/2/2/4/8
2. Marjorie
Average call-out: 3.45
Call-outs: 2/4/4/5/3/1/6/4/5/2/2
1. Analeigh
Average call-out: 1.92
Call-outs: 5/3/1/1/1/2/1/3/2/1/1/2
La-dee-dah.
Monday, November 24, 2008
My Top ANTM Models, 75-51.
75. Kristi
74. Eva
73. Katarzyna (OMG 73. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER AM I?????)
72. Mollie Sue
71. Kesse
70. Gina
69. Brooke
68. Joslyn
67. Felicia
66. Dionne
65. Amanda
64. Fatima
63. Furonda
62. Naima
61. Samantha
60. Ann
59. Amis
58. Jael
57. Sheena
56. Jade
55. Claire
54. Michelle
53. Nnenna
52. Rebecca
51. McKey
74. Eva
73. Katarzyna (OMG 73. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER AM I?????)
72. Mollie Sue
71. Kesse
70. Gina
69. Brooke
68. Joslyn
67. Felicia
66. Dionne
65. Amanda
64. Fatima
63. Furonda
62. Naima
61. Samantha
60. Ann
59. Amis
58. Jael
57. Sheena
56. Jade
55. Claire
54. Michelle
53. Nnenna
52. Rebecca
51. McKey
Movies!
No, really!
Crossing Over: Never heard of it. I agree with what they wrote, except that with the LA and immigration (IE, race) thing, it sounds way more like Crash than Babel.
Cadillac Records: Whoah, this is coming out this year?!? This is what happens when you don't read movie blogs for like three months. I predict it'll probably go the same way as Dreamgirls...
Frost/Nixon: I'm still waiting for Couric/Palin.
War Zone: Wha?
The Reader: Oh, so this is '08 after all. Kate Winslet owns.
Che: This is '08 too? It's either going to rock, or suck really hard.
The Day The Earth Stood Still: I don't see the need for this.
Doubt: Movies based on plays are very hit and miss especially with relatively inexperienced directors, but with Meryl, Jesus, and PSH, I'm there. Eventually.
Nothing Like the Holidays: Sounds... dumb.
The Wrestler: I thought this was like, 2045 or something, not 2008. Anyway, Darren Aronofsky can do no wrong... unless he goes pretentious.
Gran Torino: Did Changeling or The Changeling or whatever already come out? Is Eastwood pulling a Flags/Iwo Jima thing again, where after his first movie bombs critically, he releases the second one because he "always planned to do that" or whatever?
The Brothers Bloom: This looks hilarious and I wanna see Rachel gettin' funny.
Seven Pounds: Will Smith's usual holiday fluff. I mean that in the best possible way, as the movies are usually extremely enjoyable.
Yes Man: Crappy-looking. And yes, it looks just like Liar Liar, except that instead of always telling the truth, he always has to say "yes." Or some stupid shit like that.
The Tale of Despereaux: This looks cute, and it's got some really great actors playing the voice roles.
Nothing But the Truth: Meh.
Bedtime Stories: Double meh.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: That's a stunning promo picture/still/whatever it's called. Are there any advance reviews of this movie? Great? Sucky? It's Fincher so I'll be there, but it's Blanchett so I won't be all that thrilled about it.
Marley and Me: This one's getting a lot of hype from the media. I don't get it. I do like dogs and think they are adorable, however.
The Spirit: Too much Sin City redux, down to the hodgepodge yet still bizarrely awesome cast.
Revolutionary Road: I'M SO THERE. This is the one movie I am totally determined to see this holiday season. I worry the super late release date will doom it in awards season, but... it's Kate and Leo. It should get attention. Right?
Valkyrie: My friend and I saw a commercial for this one and couldn't stop laughing. NEXT.
Defiance: It could be really great, but... it's Edward Zwick. Ew, semi-colon not so much.
Anne Hathaway's going to get a fucking Oscar nomination this year, isn't she? Shit.
Crossing Over: Never heard of it. I agree with what they wrote, except that with the LA and immigration (IE, race) thing, it sounds way more like Crash than Babel.
Cadillac Records: Whoah, this is coming out this year?!? This is what happens when you don't read movie blogs for like three months. I predict it'll probably go the same way as Dreamgirls...
Frost/Nixon: I'm still waiting for Couric/Palin.
War Zone: Wha?
The Reader: Oh, so this is '08 after all. Kate Winslet owns.
Che: This is '08 too? It's either going to rock, or suck really hard.
The Day The Earth Stood Still: I don't see the need for this.
Doubt: Movies based on plays are very hit and miss especially with relatively inexperienced directors, but with Meryl, Jesus, and PSH, I'm there. Eventually.
Nothing Like the Holidays: Sounds... dumb.
The Wrestler: I thought this was like, 2045 or something, not 2008. Anyway, Darren Aronofsky can do no wrong... unless he goes pretentious.
Gran Torino: Did Changeling or The Changeling or whatever already come out? Is Eastwood pulling a Flags/Iwo Jima thing again, where after his first movie bombs critically, he releases the second one because he "always planned to do that" or whatever?
The Brothers Bloom: This looks hilarious and I wanna see Rachel gettin' funny.
Seven Pounds: Will Smith's usual holiday fluff. I mean that in the best possible way, as the movies are usually extremely enjoyable.
Yes Man: Crappy-looking. And yes, it looks just like Liar Liar, except that instead of always telling the truth, he always has to say "yes." Or some stupid shit like that.
The Tale of Despereaux: This looks cute, and it's got some really great actors playing the voice roles.
Nothing But the Truth: Meh.
Bedtime Stories: Double meh.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: That's a stunning promo picture/still/whatever it's called. Are there any advance reviews of this movie? Great? Sucky? It's Fincher so I'll be there, but it's Blanchett so I won't be all that thrilled about it.
Marley and Me: This one's getting a lot of hype from the media. I don't get it. I do like dogs and think they are adorable, however.
The Spirit: Too much Sin City redux, down to the hodgepodge yet still bizarrely awesome cast.
Revolutionary Road: I'M SO THERE. This is the one movie I am totally determined to see this holiday season. I worry the super late release date will doom it in awards season, but... it's Kate and Leo. It should get attention. Right?
Valkyrie: My friend and I saw a commercial for this one and couldn't stop laughing. NEXT.
Defiance: It could be really great, but... it's Edward Zwick. Ew, semi-colon not so much.
Anne Hathaway's going to get a fucking Oscar nomination this year, isn't she? Shit.
Ugh, EW
#11 Sexiest Movie Ever? Really? It's like, cute and it has good songs, but sexy? NOOOOO.
(At least, considering the source, it's not a Judd Apatow movie)
(At least, considering the source, it's not a Judd Apatow movie)
ahmaaaahhhgah. (or, my spoken version of "OMG.")
So I randomly went over to Survivor Sucks, and who's posting over on the bizarrely still-intact Mole board? That's right. SAINT MARK. I actually want to register just to post "OMG YOU'RE AMAAAAAAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something similarly crazy.
Also, he's apparently teaching seven classes and coaching three soccer teams. How very Markish of him. LOVE!
Also, he's apparently teaching seven classes and coaching three soccer teams. How very Markish of him. LOVE!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
My Cycle 11 Call-Out List.
Subject to change, I'm sure...
Voting Is Sexy
1. Isis
2. Marjorie
3. Brittany
4. McKey
5. Analeigh
6. Sheena
7. Joslyn
8. Elina
9. Samantha
10. Lauren Brie
11. ShaRaun
12. Nikeysha
13. Hannah
14.Clark
Suspended balloon ladders
1. Lauren Brie
2. Joslyn
3. Analeigh
4. Marjorie
5. Clark
6. Elina
7. McKey
8. Sheena
9. Isis
10. Brittany
11. Hannah
12. Nikeysha
13.Samantha
Bikini
1. Analeigh
2. Lauren Brie
3. Sheena
4. Marjorie
5. Samantha
6. Elina
7. Joslyn
8. McKey
9. Brittany
10. Isis
11. Clark
12.Hannah
Fierce eyes above the water
1. Analeigh
2. Lauren Brie
3. Sheena
4. Clark
5. Marjorie
6. McKey
7. Joslyn
8. Elina
9. Isis
10.Samantha
Natural disasters
1. Analeigh
2. McKey
3. Marjorie
4. Lauren Brie
5. Elina
6. Samantha
7. Sheena
8. Clark
9.Joslyn
Fiercee Awards
1. Marjorie
2. Analeigh
3. Sheena
4. Elina
5. Joslyn
6. Samantha
7. McKey
8.Lauren Brie
Cover Girl Commercial
1. Analeigh
2. Sheena
3. Joslyn
4. Samantha
5. Elina
6. Marjorie
7.McKey
Pirate ship
1. Samantha
2. McKey
3. Analeigh
4. Marjorie
5. Sheena
6.Elina
Simplistic polaroids
1. Samantha
2. Analeigh
3. McKey
4. Elina
5.Marjorie
Extreme makeup polaroids
1. Analeigh
2. Marjorie
3. Samantha
4. McKey
5.Elina
Overall Polaroid Callout
1. Analeigh
2. Samantha
3. McKey
4. Marjorie
5.Elina
Windmills
1. Analeigh
2. Marjorie
3. Samantha
4.McKey
Cover Girl, print ad and commercial combined
1. McKey *
2. Analeigh
3.Samantha
* I've just accepted that I'm never going to get to cover the ANTM finale, so suffice it to say that final runway sucked and McKey's Cover Girl picture was amaaaazing.
Voting Is Sexy
1. Isis
2. Marjorie
3. Brittany
4. McKey
5. Analeigh
6. Sheena
7. Joslyn
8. Elina
9. Samantha
10. Lauren Brie
11. ShaRaun
12. Nikeysha
13. Hannah
14.
Suspended balloon ladders
1. Lauren Brie
2. Joslyn
3. Analeigh
4. Marjorie
5. Clark
6. Elina
7. McKey
8. Sheena
9. Isis
10. Brittany
11. Hannah
12. Nikeysha
13.
Bikini
1. Analeigh
2. Lauren Brie
3. Sheena
4. Marjorie
5. Samantha
6. Elina
7. Joslyn
8. McKey
9. Brittany
10. Isis
11. Clark
12.
Fierce eyes above the water
1. Analeigh
2. Lauren Brie
3. Sheena
4. Clark
5. Marjorie
6. McKey
7. Joslyn
8. Elina
9. Isis
10.
Natural disasters
1. Analeigh
2. McKey
3. Marjorie
4. Lauren Brie
5. Elina
6. Samantha
7. Sheena
8. Clark
9.
Fiercee Awards
1. Marjorie
2. Analeigh
3. Sheena
4. Elina
5. Joslyn
6. Samantha
7. McKey
8.
Cover Girl Commercial
1. Analeigh
2. Sheena
3. Joslyn
4. Samantha
5. Elina
6. Marjorie
7.
Pirate ship
1. Samantha
2. McKey
3. Analeigh
4. Marjorie
5. Sheena
6.
Simplistic polaroids
1. Samantha
2. Analeigh
3. McKey
4. Elina
5.
Extreme makeup polaroids
1. Analeigh
2. Marjorie
3. Samantha
4. McKey
5.
Overall Polaroid Callout
1. Analeigh
2. Samantha
3. McKey
4. Marjorie
5.
Windmills
1. Analeigh
2. Marjorie
3. Samantha
4.
Cover Girl, print ad and commercial combined
1. McKey *
2. Analeigh
3.
* I've just accepted that I'm never going to get to cover the ANTM finale, so suffice it to say that final runway sucked and McKey's Cover Girl picture was amaaaazing.
Friday, November 21, 2008
GROSS.
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are apparently dating. Yes, it's Star, BUT.
GROSS. John can do so much better. Rashida owns Emily. And Emily apparently only likes guys whose souls are controlled by NBC.
GROSS. John can do so much better. Rashida owns Emily. And Emily apparently only likes guys whose souls are controlled by NBC.
uhhhhh
From NBC's two-minute recap thing or whatever. Okay, seems normal, right? Uh, look at the names of the two people there.
Maybe all the shaggy hair confused them? I don't know.
My 100 Favorite ANTM Models, 100-76.
Subject to change. Yes, I know there are some duplicate names in here... so click the names to see what girl it is ;) I tried to make this list about their on-show portfolio only, not their personalities (though of course I can't help but have that factor in) or post-show work. So, without further ado...
100. Coryn
99. Megan
98. Brittany
97. Eugena
96. Kathy
95. Allison
94. Sarah
93. Julie
92. Ebony
91. Samantha
90. Lluvy
89. Anchal
88. Stacy Ann
87. Leah
86. Isis
85. Toccara
84. Cassandra
83. Katie
82. Robin
81. Dominique
80. Tiffany
79. Marvita
78. Elina
77. Bre
76. Kimberly
The Office tonight? Of course, I loved it. And want some caprese salad now. More later. No, really.
100. Coryn
99. Megan
98. Brittany
97. Eugena
96. Kathy
95. Allison
94. Sarah
93. Julie
92. Ebony
91. Samantha
90. Lluvy
89. Anchal
88. Stacy Ann
87. Leah
86. Isis
85. Toccara
84. Cassandra
83. Katie
82. Robin
81. Dominique
80. Tiffany
79. Marvita
78. Elina
77. Bre
76. Kimberly
The Office tonight? Of course, I loved it. And want some caprese salad now. More later. No, really.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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