Monday, January 04, 2010

Golden Globes!!!!

Guys, look! I'm really doing it!!!!! Keep in mind, my predictions are total guesses.

Best Motion Picture, Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Bastards
Precious
Up in the Air
I only saw Up in the Air and Inglorious Bastards, but I really liked both movies and I've heard wonderful things about all of these. I can't believe Avatar is going to make a billion dollars... that's insane. And I still have absolutely no desire to see that movie, at least until it's on TV or something. Just not my type of movie.
Will win: Up in the Air
Backup: Precious

Best Motion Picture, Comedy/Musical
500 Days of Summer
The Hangover
It's Complicated

Julie & Julia
Nine
Hey, I've seen three of these (hopefully I'll see the other two soon because I really want to!). They were all pretty good to very good, but The Hangover might have been the funniest movie I ever saw. Seriously, it's hilarious. That said, normally I'd think Nine would be a lock here despite the lukewarm reviews because the Globes are obsessed with musicals, but It's Complicated got a screenplay nomination so... hmm. I wouldn't be surprised if either of those won, really.
Will win: It's Complicated
Backup: Nine

Best Director
Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
James Cameron, Avatar
Clint Eastwood, Invictus
Jason Reitman, Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino, Inglorious Bastards
Quentin Tarantino is a badass, the Globes (and Oscars) are in love with Clint Eastwood, Up in the Air is terrific, and hey look a girl!
Will win: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker (a girl!!!!)
Backup: Clint Eastwood, Invictus

Best Screenplay
District 9
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Bastards
It's Complicated
Up in the Air
When I saw Up in the Air, I was really impressed with the screenplay. Inglorious Bastards had the usual Tarantino awesomeness. District 9's screenplay was wayyyyy too obvious with the apartheid thing.
Will win: Up in the Air
Backup: It's Complicated

Best Actor, Drama
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Tobey Maguire, Brothers
Clooney rocked but I didn't see any of the others. I feel like I've heard the best things about Bridges and Firth but they're not the usual winners the starfucking Globes go for.
Will win: Clooney
Backup: Firth

Best Actor, Musical/Comedy
Matt Damon, The Informant!
Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine
Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon Levitt, 500 Days of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man
No idea who's going to win this. Eh, let's go with the living legend. Who sings!
Will win: Day-Lewis
Backup: Downey Jr.

Best Actress, Drama
Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious
Ewwwww Emily Blunt. I get the feeling that a lot of people have been waiting forever to hand Bullock an award of some kind. It's the Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich thing.
Will win: Bullock
Backup: Sidibe

Best Actress, Musical/Comedy
Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
Marion Cotillard, Nine
Julia Roberts, Duplicity
Meryl Streep, It's Complicated
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia
How many Globe nominations does Meryl Streep have?! And did anyone actually see Duplicity?
Will win: Meryl Streep, It's Complicated
Backup: the other Streep nomination

Best Supporting Actor
Matt Damon, Invictus
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz, Inglorious Bastards
I only saw one of these movies... but Waltz has been getting hype since Cannes. Awesome.
Will win: Waltz
Backup: Damon?

Best Supporting Actress
Penelope Cruz, Nine
Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Mo'Nique, Precious
Julianne Moore, A Single Man
Correct me if I'm wrong but I get the feeling that Mo'Nique is gonna win this (and piss everyone off because how dare a larger-than-average-Hollywood-size black woman win anything!!! See Jennifer Hudson, 2006) and everyone else shouldn't even bother to show up.
Will win: Mo'Nique
Backup: Cruz?

That was just an awful prediction list because I've seen like three of these movies, apologies.