*_* part like the millionth

"I'm not exaggerating," Obama told the crowd, "leaders of the Republican party,
they called the passage of this bill 'Armageddon!' Armageddon. End of freedom as
we know it. So after I signed the bill, I looked around to see if there were any
asteroids falling, or some cracks opening up in the Earth. Turned out it was a
nice day."

So with everything else in my life being kind of crappy right now at least my Barry O. is not disappointing me.