aarrghghhhh

My brain is in such a fog lately (job searching... personal shit... baseball when I have time to watch it......) I forgot to watch ANTM again. Whatever, it'll be online later. And I'm not gonna get to watch Top Chef Masters. Though that's Bravo.

I am easily amused

This part in the Top Chef reunion where they're making fun of the French people that Kevin had to hang out with is hilarious.

I miss Top Chef

This reunion is lame. :(

Michael is Top Chef!

He almost smiled!!!!

"Kevin...

You are NOT Top Chef."

NOOOO YOU SCREWED WITH MY HEAD AND BROKE MY HEART (punches a wall)

TOP CHEF FINALE HELL YEAH

That is all.

NOOOOOOOOOOO JENNNNNNNN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am still not unconvinced the brothers won't somehow share the win. Aaaand... that's a lot of negatives.

so the finale of Top Chef is Kevin, Michael V., Bryan V., and Jen?

SHOCKER NO ONE SAW THIS COMING

That said, they are all extremely deserving and Eli clearly knows this and isn't being a whiny bitch about it like douchey Mike or Robin were.

did Jen just say she had CHARCOAL in her meal?

If so, ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww

It was nice to see her win a challenge and she seems a lot less spazzy and it's definitely not painful to watch her like it has been the past few times. But oh no they don't like her dish that much :(

Watching Top Chef

WTF is "shrimp flan"?

Michael V. is kind of an asshat.

YAY WHOOOO

Top Chef answered my prayer.

OMG Robin why are you crying so annoyingly, you got like 500000 people farther than you should have

Jen, ohmygosh, SACK UP.

a wish for Top Chef tonight

Please get rid of Robin PLEASE thank you.

ugh

Robin is... she's just so annoying. I mean, she's not as annoying as Ariane, but will anyone ever be? No.

"Hey, here we are in the desert, cooking for cowboys...

I'm gonna make a ceviche!!! DURRRRR"

I mean, even the chefs I like made, like, fish dishes. WHY DID NO ONE MAKE A STEAK WITH POTATOES OR SOMETHING FFS?

I love Top Chef marathons

Like... Jessie... Mattin... Ashley... Preeti... all these people I sort of forgot were on the show to begin with. And oh man, Eve! I think I tried to forget about her

Top Chef dramaaaazzz!!!!

Next week's episode is like a reunion and, well, just watch this preview video. Oh, how very Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?! I can't wait.

rewatching Top Chef

Somehow, Natalie Portman making dick jokes never gets old. Also, I'd eat Kevin's vegetarian dish every day. Nom nom nom. He's the winner, right?!

on Top Chef last night...

It was really funny to see Natalie Portman cracking dick jokes and I genuinely think, while I couldn't execute the dishes cuz I can't really cook, I could come up with some better ideas for some of those dishes than what the chefs actually made. :(

poor Jen on Top Chef

I still love this girl to bits, but she's in total meltdown mode now.

Yaaayy!!!

At least the douchey guy went home on Top Chef, right?