I'm pretty sure this is the way it'll stay. I'm pretty sure I did this list already, but it changed. Why am I doing this now? No idea.
14. Night Out
No, Dwight, not the good peanut butter!
13. Branch Wars
Jim... if this is it for me, promise me something... host the Dundies!
12. The Deposition
Delivery was all wrong. You're butchering it.
11. Launch Party
Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please.
10. Job Fair
Everybody, I'm dating Barack Obama!
9. Survivor Man
I will never let him lose his dignity.
8. Local Ad
Oh, it has losers.
7. Dunder-Mifflin Infinity
And... I miss you, man, and I love you. His words.
6. Did I Stutter?
It will be towed by a donkey.
5. Fun Run
People keep calling me a wunderkind. I don't even know what that means.
4. Goodbye Toby
I am totally gonna bang Holly.
3. Dinner Party
She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell!
2. Chair Model
I am not kidding. Got it a week after we started dating.
1. Money
Oh my God. What century is this?
