Dear Tim Gunn,

(I wish there was some better video, but sadly that's the best I could find)

Please come and assist me in my life. You don't even have to say anything, just when I am about to make a bad decision, peer down your glasses at me. It would be only an added bonus if you said, "[Justine Credible], I am concerned."

Also, if you could tell Bravo reality TV to stop being so fabulous so I'm not tempted to drop out of college and become a chef and/or fashion designer. I do not know how to do either of those things.

Love,
Justine Credible.

PS. Christian Siriano and the fat guy on this season that I'm watching, please come be my sidekicks.