man,

that "Runaway" song by Kanye West is actually... really depressing me.

I'm alive.

Just really really busy and tired I apologize.

And holy crap, it's August.

oh HELLO

By BB-Ref WAR and VORP the Yankees have the #1 position player in all of baseball (Cano) and the #1 pitcher in the AL (Pettitte). Oompa loompa doompity dawesome.

my days:

1. wake up
2. talk to fiance while getting ready
3. go to work
4. work
5. lunch break!!!!!
6. more work
7. go home from work
8. more fiance time
9. dinner (if I feel like it)
10. watch the Yankees (lose, lately =/)
11. not sleep

because all the Yankees are injured and I'm having a mental breakdown about it

Oh God you're so pretty Andy.

This is how not to eat.

1. eat a normal lunch at noon.
2. busy doing things until 10:30 PM.
3. become a starving person.
4. go to a diner, get way too much food, stuff face, get super full.

haha oh wow.

I forgot how lame Mrs. Doubtfire is, considering that my dad was like obsessed with that movie when I was much younger and watched it all the freaking time.

hrmmmm

It appears I am posting a lot less here because I can babble on Twitter. Good/bad? YOU DECIDE!

just confirming it.

Julie and Julia movie >>>> Julie and Julia book. Amy Adams is much more likable than the author.

you know what makes me feel better?

Chinese food and pictures of Andy Pettitte.

oh no.

Why do I have this like bump on my lip? I don't really ever do anything except stay inside and look for jobs and run on a treadmill and sometimes post in this here blog thing. I do not deserve this. Booo.

commercials annoy me.

I just saw a Nivea commercial where this girl puts the lotion on her legs then goes out in a miniskirt to hang out with her boyfriend. Only problem? Her boyfriend is riding a motorcycle. But she just hops up on that thing. NO ONE DOES THAT IN A MINISKIRT!!!!

aargh my dad

He totally guilt-tripped me into participating in a choir for this guy I'm like 90% convinced is his boyfriend or something like that (I'm not being serious, but my dad talks about this guy so much and it's irritating). Except I haven't sung in like three years and it's freaking like choir soul music. I am a tiny white person who had an annoying squirrely voice when I could sing. Aargh this is going to be awful.

Bejeweled.

I think I've been playing this for like six hours straight agh.

do you even have to ask?

My answer is obviously: Just one night with Andy Pettitte. Okay, A-Rod himself wouldn't be too bad if Andy couldn't make it. ;)

a conversation with my dad.

Dad: I heard a song the other day.
Me: Okay. What song was it?
Dad: I don't know. It was by a guy with a hat, though.
Me: Okay...
Dad: What's that song called? You know, right?
Me: ?????

cheese is the best

I just wanted to let everyone know that.

aargh

My new Chapstick has a like sharp nub on the lip or whatever you call it and it scrapes my lip whenever I use the Chapstick. SO ANNOYING

feminism means

tut-tutting over guys saying girls are hot or not when your entire blog objectifies dudes and then attacking girls for saying celebrities you personally like because you think they're cool are ugly, or something

oh, man

the Dodgers feed always has food commercials for like El Pollo Loco, which looks insanely delicious. Except it's 12:30 AM. And there's like nothing to eat in my house. Booooo!