Because I'm basically a gay man at heart.
100. Tahmoh Penikett
Who? Get used to seeing this comment a lot.
99. Wilson Cruz
Who?
98. Kris Allen
I believe he's an American Idol finalist, no? Cute as all hell, really. But... I don't care about American Idol. Says the girl who watches America's Next Top Model pretty religiously...
97. Jason Mraz
He's so awkward and not in a good way. He's kind of cute but... I don't know.
96. James Sutton
Who? Hot but kind of young-looking.
95. Ashton Kutcher
I really adore him. I think he's so cute and I love his lame camera commercials. I also love that he's all about Twitter or whatever. Adorkable.
94. Zachary Quinto
TERRIBLE photo of him but yeah, he's pretty damn hot
93. Misha Collins
Who? He's kinda... boyish.
92. Brad Rowe
Who? Oddly enough, in that one photo they have of him, he looks like (an uglier) Brad Pitt.
91. Ryan Phillippe
Why'd he fall down on the list so much? God, he's GORGE. Kinda skeevy, but gorge.
90. Ronnie Kroell
RONNIE! Heh, last year I had no idea who he was. He was like my favorite last season on Make Me a Supermodel now that I've caught up with S1 on YouTube, other than Shannon. He's really cute and he's such an awesome, mature guy. He deserves so much better than Ben, psht. Hah.
89. Justin Hartley
Who? The name sounds familiar, but I don't know how... That is NOT a flattering photo.
88. Emile Hirsch
He's really cute but that's a pretty appalling photo.
87. Trevor Wright
Who? But cute.
86. Patrick Wilson
Loooove him. Where has he been?
85. Nathan Fillion
YES PLEASE.
84. Matt Damon
DOUBLE YES. TERRIBLE photo of him, though!!
83. Jared Leto
He does nothing for me except in very rare occasions. Fortunately, that photo they have of him is one of these occasions. Drool.
82. Dustin Lance Black
Oh, AfterElton does this a lot, they just pick a gay guy who's out and not necessarily all that hot. I remember thinking he was kinda cute, but not much more.
81. Ben McKenzie
Yeaaaaahhh. That's a bad picture, though, he looks soooo bloated.
80. Ian Somerhalder
He's really beautiful but he can be a little too feminine for me. Great photo.
79. Simon Baker
I'm still scarred by how awful he was in The Devil Wears Prada. And he gives off a douchey air.
78. Orlando Bloom
Meh.
77. Jude Law
SO PRETTY
75. Eric Dane
Okay. Pretty hot, but I don't get all excited about him or whatever.
74. Chris Pine
YES PLEASE. Though in reading magazine interviews with him, he seems like a douche, and I'm sorry, I'll just never be interested in seeing Star Trek.
74. Dave Annable
He's on Brothers & Sisters, right? HOT.
73. George Clooney
Always flawless.
72. Clive Owen
I don't quite have the love for him that I once did, but YES, of course! But GOD I hate that photo, he looks like an axe murderer.
71. Gerard Butler
Yum. He's like a less-axe-murder-y Clive.
70. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Again, YES PLEASE. He's like Javier Bardem without the No Country for Old Men leftover skeeviness.
69. Hayden Christensen
I've been rooting for this guy for a while. I think he's so cute and he's as good in Shattered Glass as he is bad in Star Wars. Bad photo though. Makes me feel like a perv because he looks so young in it.
68. Eddie Cibrian
Sooooooooooo stunningly hot. Sooooooooooo. He's got an ass that goes on for days, too. ...Told you I was basically a gay man at heart.
67. Mario Lopez
Too douchey.
66. Colin Farrell
Doesn't really do it for me. My best friend is OBSESSED with him, so he can have him, hah.
65. Ryan Gosling
That's a truly terrible photo of him that makes me forget how actually attractive he can be. Yikes.
64. Ben Cohen
Who is he? Who cares, with that photo they have up of him?
63. Matthew Fox
I still can't bring myself to care about Lost, but GOD he's hot.
62. Nick Adams
Who? OH GOD HIS EYES, THEY ARE SCARY.
61. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
He's SO CUTE, but... WORST PHOTO EVER!!!!!!!!
60. Lee Pace
He's adorable. I see whiny Pushing Daisies fans have been taken over by whiny Chuck fans, so the mere mention of that show doesn't annoy me so much any more.
59. Gael Garcia Bernal
Still think he's fuggo.
58. Jamie Bamber
YES. I have been tempted to watch Battlestar Galactica for that towel scene alone, I'll have you know.
57. James McAvoy
Still overrated. Still hot as all hell.
56. Christian Bale
OH YES. Any time. Even if he yelled "IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING, OHHHH GOOOOOD" at me at the same time. In fact... ESPECIALLY then.
55. Jensen Atwood
Meh.
54. Jason Statham
He's pretty hot, yeah. He was in Crank 2, right? That looks DELIGHTFULLY retarded.
53. Mitch Hewer
Who?
52. Chris Meloni
Ugh, GORGEOUS. I love that he's a classically trained comedic actor, too.
51. Taye Diggs
So beautiful. I love that he seems like a really sweet, happy person too.
50. Wentworth Miller
YES. What is with all these AWFUL photos, though?
49. Henry Cavill
OH YEAH. My mom watches The Tudors and I see it sometimes and... just... YESSSS. And it's actually a good photo, too!
48. Ewan McGregor
Who wouldn't adore him?
47. David Boreanaz
I've seen Bones here and there, and he's pretty hot. Not like OMG MUST HAVE YOU NOW hot, but hot.
46. Daniel Leary
Who?
45. Darryl Stephens
Who?
44. Jonathan Rhys-Myers
YEAH. The Tudors is just an orgy of hotness to be honest.
43. John Krasinski
ALWAYS YES. I'm pleased he rose so much! That's what she said. Though I'll admit he's hotter to me as Jim than John.
42. Justin Timberlake
I adoooore him. I love that he saved Saturday Night Live when he hosted. He's just a great entertainer.
41. TR Knight
Sooooo adorable. Woooorst photo.
40. Robert Pattinson
Yeah, he's pretty. You still can't make me care about Twilight though. Not sure if I ever mentioned it here, but I tried to read the book once, figuring it'd at least be bad in a funny way. Oh dear lord, no. It was just boring as all hell. Not that any of this is his fault or anything, I just don't wanna see the movie.
39. Barack Obama
!!!!!! roflcopter!!!! I love him beyond words though, and he's certainly a handsome fellow.
38. Russell Tovey
Who?
37. David Tennant
Oh... this guy. He's pretty cute.
36. Robert Gant
Who? Cute photo. Is he on Queer as Folk?
35. Tom Welling
Is he on... like... Supernatural or something like that? He's cute.
34. Matthew Rhys
I know I've heard of him but I don't know where. He's cute too.
33. Randy Harrison
Don't know him and, based on this photo, he's not my type at all.
32. Daniel Craig
His face is still a little rough, but those eyes? That body? YES.
31. Milo Ventimiglia
He's hot, but I've heard that story where he was apparently like beating Alexis Bledel by the side of a road somewhere. ASSHOLE. Do not want.
30. Channing Tatum
FLAWLESS.
29. Johnny Depp
He's hot. We get it. He looks like a drug addict in that photo.
28. Paul Walker
Soooo douchey-hot.
27. James Marsden
ADORABLE. He should be as omnipresent in films in all years as he was in 2007.
26. Chace Crawford
Oh, I saw a picture of him recently where he looked really hot. Don't remember where, though.
25. Chad Allen
...no.
24. David Beckham
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS top 10 ever. Probably 5. He's just STUNNING.
23. Paul Rudd
DOUBLE YES. These last two are two of my, uh, "five" so to speak, I'm pretty sure. And for totally different reasons!
22. Jake Silbermann
Who?
21. Ryan Reynolds
Yeah, he's pretty cute.
20. Van Hansis
WHO? Come on, gays, why have I never heard of some people in your TOP TWENTY?
19. Thore Scholermann
Again, WHO? Oh, he's on some German soap opera. And he's got some serious nipple pokeys in that photo they have up of him.
18. Brad Pitt
Yes, yes, yes. Always, yes. It's Brad Pitt.
17. Jo Weil
WHO?! He doesn't even look all that cute!!!!
16. Adam Lambert
Wow, that's a great photo of him. He actually looks hot as opposed to... like... his "glam" self, which is soooo not my type. So I guess he is hot. Huh. This guy he's making out with here is hotter, though.
15. Matthew Mitcham
WHO?!?!?!?! Oh, he's an openly gay Olympic athlete. Actually, that's really nice.
14. Gareth David-Lloyd
WHO?! I do like that all his names are first names though.
13. Anderson Cooper
I love ACoops. He's mine, okay? And honestly, I'd rather like, snark with him about bad reality TV than make out with him or whatever. Though that stuff wouldn't be bad either...
12. Jared Padalecki
Good photo. 6'4" though?! That's SO TALL!
11. Zac Efron
He's grown on me so much. I don't think he's some lame teen ditz any more. He's adorable and in a subtle way, really sexy. Like, in Hairspray, YES PLEASE.
10. James Franco
LOL @ him going from 99 last year to 10 this year, probably just because of Milk. Yeah, he's hot and really talented.
9. Gale Harold
WHO?! Is Queer as Folk still on?!?!?!
8. Hugh Jackman
ALWAYS.
7. Cheyenne Jackson
Please see #8. Droooool
6. Chris Evans
Please see #7. Drooool
5. Jensen Ackles
These people really like Supernatural.
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
What?! Not #1?! I'm SHOCKED! Oh well, he's still scaldingly hot. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that, but... it's SO VERY TRUE. I can't believe he's gonna be in a friggin' Prince of Persia movie, though!!!
3. Luke MacFarlaine
WHO?!?!??! Oh, he's in Brothers and Sisters. They really like that show, too. And he's pretty.
2. John Barrowman
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
1. Neil Patrick Harris
FLAWLESS. Hot, no, not all that much, but perhaps the most amazing person ever.
