Saturday, May 30, 2009

ANTM Cycle 11 marathon...

It's on Oxygen right now, and it's the F6 episode. And you know, these girls are like... jank. Samantha's pretty, but she's just not a model. Maybe she has potential, but she just doesn't have the right attitude or anything. Like, she just comes off as a joke. She wouldn't get booked for her appearance, so much. Marjorie is hideous in person and can't pull it together about ANYTHING, though she takes some darn good photos. Elina is just a petulant child. Sheena is, not for anything, pretty damn ugly, and needs BEYOND class.

McKey is FUG. I am officially willing to say that I don't "get" her... and clearly, neither does the modeling industry, because she's doing absolutely nothing (not that any of the C11 girls have set the industry on fire, or done ANYTHING). She's got a look, but it's desperately dated. Oh and seriously, did she take a good photo the entire time she was on the show, besides that natural disasters photo? Nope. I hate to be this glib, buuuut... Voting is sexy - pretty bad, but better than most. Rope ladder - hideous Joker. Swimwear - looks like she's falling over and her face is all weird. Fierce eyes - dull. Natural disasters - awesome, no complaints here. Fiercee Awards - awful. Commercial - terrible. Pirate ship - okay body minus the distortions (okay - the girl has some hot legs), AWFUL face. Simplistic - pretty, but not simplistic enough. Dramatic - makes me wanna puke. Windmill - most overrated photo in ANTM history, seriously. It's awful! Cover Girl - I guess this is her other great photo. Believe me, I hate to be that cruel and that, again, glib, but if I had more time, I would argue further. Her portfolio didn't justify a win.

Analeigh... I love this girl, and she took the best photos, and she had the best walk, but she's just not a model, at all. Her face is all wrong for modeling (she's pretty, but she has not a whole lot of bone structure and her features are all squished together, plus she only looked fresh with her hair styled a certain way) and even in a couple of photos, it looked wonky. But like I said, she took the best photos and had the best walk. Definitely should have won. Let's face it, she only got eliminated at the F3 because she would have embarrassed the hell out of McKey at that runway, and McKey was more favored by the judges than Teyona, with a lamer portfolio.

Buuut they're all jaaaank.