what?

They're making an American Pie 4 or something? Is it 1999 again?

serious inquiry

Will they ever stop making American Pie movies?

And will Eugene Levy ever cease to being in them?

American Pie?

Seems really, really, really, really super dumb and terrible 9 or however many years later. Jason Biggs and Chris Klein have all the charisma of wet socks. Eugene Levy is like a terrible Steve Carell. Natasha Lyonne faking having an orgasm makes my ears bleed with how horrible it is. Tara Reid should probably never act ever. Alyson Hannigan just kind of sucks in general (sorry Buffy fans). Sean William Scott is not a millionth as hot as he clearly thinks he is. Etc.