The Pulpys 2007: Best Screenplays.

Best Original Screenplay
and the nominees are

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead by Kelly Masterson
Enchanted by Bill Kelly
Juno by Diablo Cody
Michael Clayton by Tony Gilroy
Ratatouille by Brad Bird
The Savages by Tamara Jenkins

and the winner is
Ratatouille

Best Adapted Screenplay
and the nominees are

Atonement by Christopher Hampton
Away from Her by Sarah Polley
Charlie Wilson's War by Aaron Sorkin
Gone Baby Gone by Ben Affleck and Aaron Stockard
No Country for Old Men by Joel and Ethan Coen
There Will Be Blood by Paul Thomas Anderson

and the winner is
Atonement

Original finalists: Death Proof, Year of the Dog, Black Snake Moan, Knocked Up, 4 Months 3 Weeks and 2 Days, In the Valley of Elah
Original semi-finalists: Eastern Promises and Once

Adapted finalists: Jindabyne (it killed me to leave this one out), Zodiac, The Assassination..., A Mighty Heart
Adapted semi-finalists: Bug and Lust, Caution

BTW.

Pulpys for Best Actor, Picture, and Screenplays won't be coming until at least next Sunday, for those of you that care. I know you do, intensely, of course.

You know who I just realized who my eternal enemies are?

People who would award The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Brokeback Mountain for the Best Screenplays of 2005. Sorry if you happen to be one of them, dear reader, but I shall probably spend my life arguing against you.

ugh. :(

can someone just put Atonement out of its misery already? SNUBBED AT THE DGAs [update 1/11: AND THE WGAs! WHAT THE FUCK!!!] ! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME??? Gah, and I was fully prepared to totally hate the movie. BUT I DIDN'T! I LOVED IT! AND IT KEEPS GETTING SNUBBED!!!!! ARRRGHHHH.