GENIUS.

THE DUEL
01-15-2009 9:00PM
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH--The office is on eggshells because Andy (Ed Helms) still hasn't found out about fiancee Angela's (Angela Kinsey) affair with Dwight (Rainn Wilson). When Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) spills the beans, Dwight and Andy take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Michael is nervous about being called down to corporate for a meeting with Wallace (Andy Buckley).

PRINCE FAMILY PAPER
01-22-2009 9:00PM
FAMILY BUSINESS—Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) go undercover to do a bit of industrial espionage on a paper company competitor. Meanwhile, the rest of the office holds a debate to settle the question: is Hilary Swank hot?

These are, obviously, the episode description for the next two episodes of The Office (eek, sorry I never talked about "The Surplus" or "Moroccan Christmas" in any depth). I think they sound amazing. I'm so glad they're going to just get the Dwangelandy plot over with (hopefully, supposedly), because it's getting a little old and I no longer feel bad for Dwight and Angela, just want them to fucking get back together again already and stop dicking around with Andy. And the second part of the "Prince Family Paper" description actually made me laugh out loud. How funny! Poor Hilary, picked on by all the bitchy Oscar/film bloggers and now by The Office. Hee.

Also, I take it as a good thing that JAM isn't mentioned in any of these episodes. After all, they didn't mention them in the summary for "Chair Model." Especially if the Dwangelandy thing gets resolved, I think we're in for some big developments in the second part of the season...

Just one question: Where's Jan? I know I'm the only one who cares about her, but I do. :(

I cannot wait for this movie!

I'm praying that The Savages gets Little Miss Sunshine-level success. Even if it's not good, it's got La Linney and PSH, who I have decided I love as well (seriously, anyone that hates him is like "he's ugly!" "I don't like to see him on my screen!" Suck it, I love George Clooney and Ewan McGregor too, for sure, but I'm glad not everyone looks like them. It's the Hilary Swank issue again.). LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! They are so cute.

PS - Look through PSH's pictures on IMDb. He's wearing that jacket at at least 3 different events.

something that pisses me off

winning something she probably deserved, as millions protest

serious question: would people hate Hilary Swank so much if she was beautiful? Nope. I actually hate feminism, but it makes me angry when, why asked to explain their Swank hatred, people say stuff like, "She looks like a horse" and "She's a man." Oh my God, a celebrity that's not stunningly beautiful! We have enough of those. More Hilarys, please (especially if they keep giving us performances like Boys Don't Cry and Million Dollar Baby).