Zac Efron, you are cuuuuute.

But what the HELL is up with your hair at this MTV Movie Awards thing?

Also, why is Robert Patterson SO PALE?

I think I may have said this at the MTV Movie Awards last year, but I remember when MTV was so awesome and cool and something I looked forward to watching. I was like 14. Judging by the girls that are all SCREAMING!!!!!! about Twilight right now, MTV's average audience member nowadays is about 14.