Sarah Polley

Is way too good an actress to be in this Splice shit.

GROOOOCE.

I'm hoping this was just a typo or something, though it's probably not.

Fuck, is this bitch gonna win the Oscar the first time she gives a halfway decent performance? If I'm Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation), Natalie Portman (Cold Mountain), Sarah Polley (The Sweet Hereafter), or Christina Ricci (Buffalo '66), I am spending Oscar night getting very, very, very drunk and throwing shit at the television every time I see that cartoonish face of hers.

I just saw The Secret Life of Words.

Because at this point, I will do anything to avoid this paper. So, Sarah Polley in that is another one to add to the underrated list (and Tim Robbins too, to a lesser extent). And my Best Actress 2005 just went 0/5 with the Academy (it's technically 1/5 because Rachel Weisz is on here, but in lead). Sweet.