SHIA THE BEEF.

...Shia LeBeouf? Actually kind of a terrifically fun actor. His SNL blew Amy Adams' (sorry, Jesus ;_;) and even Christopher Walken's out of the water. I'm not like "OMG MOST TALENTED EVER!!!!", but he was way better than Transformers or Disturbia deserved. He's got a while to go, but when you see how few good actors there are under 30, he's definitely got more than promise. And no, I don't think he's all that good-looking...

Shia LaBeouf...

Who are you, and how much did you whore yourself out to get this goddamn much publicity out of nowhere?

Still. You're cute. It's forgiveable.