Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Bill Murray's still badass.
To answer the question at the end of this article, I would indeed pay a hefty sum of money.
Also, in one of my classes, we got to watch the 2000 Hamlet with him as Polonius and I was reminded of how awesome he is and how much better he was than the entire rest of the cast probably combined. Though Jeffrey Wright's in there too! For 10 seconds!
Also, in one of my classes, we got to watch the 2000 Hamlet with him as Polonius and I was reminded of how awesome he is and how much better he was than the entire rest of the cast probably combined. Though Jeffrey Wright's in there too! For 10 seconds!
Obsessed
Yeahhhh, this doesn't look offensive in any way, shape, or form. Especially not when it comes to horrible racial or gender stereotypes! Not at all!
But more offensively (not really): seriously, WHO KEEPS TELLING IDRIS ELBA HE CAN DO COMEDY TYPE THINGS? BECAUSE NO HE CANNOT AND STOP TELLING HIM THIS, HIS AGENT OR WHOEVER.
...anyway
But more offensively (not really): seriously, WHO KEEPS TELLING IDRIS ELBA HE CAN DO COMEDY TYPE THINGS? BECAUSE NO HE CANNOT AND STOP TELLING HIM THIS, HIS AGENT OR WHOEVER.
...anyway
so I rewatched the Rent movie today
Okay, so "What You Own" (AKA the "living in America at the end of the millennium" song). That's like, my favorite song in the whole show. And the movie? RUINS IT FOREVER. In a HILARIOUS way.
ZOMG the scene where they sing it is so amazingly bad and hilarious. Like, why is Roger on the cliff from Britney's "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet a Woman"? Why does Mark scream out his quitting confession instead of, I dunno, calling? The world may never know and we're like, all better for it.
You're living in A-mer-i-CAH! At the end of the millennium!
ZOMG the scene where they sing it is so amazingly bad and hilarious. Like, why is Roger on the cliff from Britney's "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet a Woman"? Why does Mark scream out his quitting confession instead of, I dunno, calling? The world may never know and we're like, all better for it.
You're living in A-mer-i-CAH! At the end of the millennium!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
TWoTF.
So I just saw some comment on TWoP that said Natasha Richardson's death was karma for giving Hosea his immunity challenge win on Top Chef. They weren't kidding either.
Wow, you're... a dispicable human being, whoever wrote that.
WTF.
Wow, you're... a dispicable human being, whoever wrote that.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
BAAAAAAAACK
no seriously i am and im druuunk now and gonna go get drunker so ill post eventualyl WHOOO
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Thursday, April 09, 2009
It's Michael Scott, bitch.
"Dream Team," the first episode? Eh. It was okay. Probably bottom five of this season. I mean... it was just so sad. It was well-written, but I need some more laughs in my comedy, you know?
"Michael Scott Paper Company"? OMG SO MUCH LOVE!!!!! I seriously still cannot stop laughing at like, everything in that episode.
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's me. Kind of. After Friday moreso than now, but at least that stupid-ass play is over. =/
Monday, April 06, 2009
okay, so if Parks and Recreation gets The Office this much publicity every week...
...it can stick around for at least a LITTLE while. Seriously, when the heck was the last time TO got half, nay, a quarter of the publicity they seem to be showing this week?
(OMG this is tooooooooo funny. It's also, yes, exactly like an office I worked at. Poor Andy!)
You know...
...until I saw that photo that's now my avatar thingy on fourfour, I never realized how much I look like Allison. Seriously, chop a good portion of that hair off (make it what I believe I read in Glamour/Lucky/one of those bullshit magazines is called a "lob," or a "long bob"...) and make it a honeyed blonde instead of platinum, and it's me. I don't post pictures of myself online (it makes everything more ~mysterious~ plus one of my best friends from high school got severely FB stalked and it freaked me out), but SERIOUSLY, if you wanna see me, just Photoshop that picture according to what I said. Oh, and my eyes are hazely green, not blue.
...that was pointless.
...that was pointless.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
i hope
everyone in the cast of this play i'm doing the costumes for forgets all their lines and falls off the stage. basically, anything that would make them all look like complete idiots. that would make my life amazing. that's all.
Friday, April 03, 2009
ANTM & MMaS April 1.
ANTM: All these girls are fucking idiots. That fight over Tahlia/Celia was just so dumb. Teyona and Aminat are obnoxious, and Natalie is a condescending stealth bitch. Sandra is so arrogant, but looking at the fight, she actually was pretty okay. Tahlia is really whiny and annoying, but less so than those three.
Anyway. Photos!
1. Teyona
Ugh, this is gorgeous. I didn’t think she could pull off a beauty shot because her face is, well, weird, but as you can see here, it’s the best of the week. She looks so much better in photos than in person, generally. I love the angle of her face and how this photo is interesting despite the fact that it’s just a beauty shot, and I love the somewhat undetermined/pensive expression on her face. Man, this photo is so awesome. I’m not crazy about the teeth but even THEY work here.
2. Tahlia (don't hate)
It’s not very exciting, but goddamn, it’s beautiful. She looks so regal and there’s such warmth and life in her eyes. It’s a really serene photo. I love how she’s not doing very much, and yet this photo still leaves an impact with just her eyes. I don’t understand people who were like OMG SHE HAS DEAD EYES… oh wait, everyone hates Tahlia for no good reason other than that she’s a bad model usually (but not this photo) and annoying, I forgot. The shape of her face here is great, as well as her cheekbones. I’m happy that Tahlia’s improving… I mean, as long as she’s still there when she should have left weeks ago, she might as well, right? After watching the episode, I can say that I 1000000% agree with Tyra’s assertion that there’s something almost Mona Lisa-y about it. Huh. I’m such a weirdo.
3. Fo
I’m not AS crazy about this photo as some others (it’s almost a bit TOO strong) but I do think it’s positively awesome. Her face looks a little… off when it’s straight forward like that, but I absolutely love how strong she managed to make this picture, while still keeping it quite feminine (though like I said, it’s a little too strong, but still awesome). Also, YAAAAAY, ARCHED EYEBROWS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. She really does nail the idea of “red.” Oh please have her go overseas, considering how strong the judges thought this photo was!
4. Celia
My only issue with this photo is that she does look old, especially in HD with the gray hair (sabotage!), but this photo is beautiful. She’s totally elegant and her neck, jawline, and eyes are absolutely to die for. She looks much softer than she usually does, while still strong and even forceful, like she's asserting herself. Gosh, this is gorgeous. Not much else to say.
5. Allison
Does she only have one look? Maybe. Does it work, and could she take it to the bank? Hell yeah. She’s out of the “OMG AWESOME” range for this shoot, but this photo is still good. She really captures the innocence and girlishness of pink perfectly. Her eyes are amazing. Ugh, this picture would have been so much better if she just CLOSED HER MOUTH. Because she has the hated RABBIT TEETH. But you know what? Honestly, Allison pulls the rabbit teeth off better than pretty much anyone else in ANTM history… which doesn’t exactly mean she pulls it off but you know, the more I look at this picture, the more I like it. It’s still not in Teyona/Tahlia/Fo/Celia’s league, though.
6. Aminat
Honestly, if I could have called Allison and Aminat out together, I think I would have, though on second glance actually Allison’s is much superior. But, uh, yeah, moving on. Anyway, I think this is a good shot, I like the look in her eyes, but I think… I dunno… something about the bug-eyes and the bug-lips and the bug-nose kinda weirds me out. She looks like some kind of lizard or frog or something. But it’s not a bad shot. She's really the only one that didn't do OMG AMAZING! or OMG HORRIBLE! And speaking of OMG HORRIBLE!...
7. London
Oh my God, she looks like she has blue herpes or something. It’s mildly horrifying at first glance, to be honest. I mean, part of it was sabotage on the part of the makeup, but I don’t think it’s that great a photo anyway. I do think she’s getting the iciness of the blue color down, so points for that, and there is some great energy in her eyes and she attempted as much dynamism as she could with the pose… but she just seems so uncomfortable. And yeah, I can’t get over the blue herpes.
8. Natalie
Oh my God, she really needs to avoid the straight-on headshots. Seriously, her face looks like a blob, which is my main problem. It looks like she has no bones in there, which is obviously BAD for a model. But even if her facial structure looked flawless, I still don’t think this would be a great photo. This is due to the fact that mostly, she looks completely stoned off her ass, and the uncertain way she’s holding up her hand against her face doesn’t help. Really bad photo.
9. Sandra
LOL WTF is this. Yes, London and Natalie were terrible, but there was absolutely no doubt that this was the worst photo this week. I mean, she just… she looks like the Abominable Snowman! That’s really all I can say, she looks absolutely terrible. The color looks great on her but it’s just a completely laughable shot. She looks stoned out of her mind like Natalie, too. That smile is totally awful. Seriously, what the hell is up with this? Ugh, Sandra had sooooo much potential but it sort of fell away. I mean, part of it was the terrible makeover, but part of it was the fact that she just kinda sucked.
Rankings:
Allison = 6/1/8/2/5 = 4.4
Aminat = 10/11/6/3/6 = 7.2
Celia = 8/4/5/9/4 = 6
Fo = 2/5/1/10/3 = 4.2
Isabella = 13 = 13
Jessica = 11/10 = 10.5
Kortnie = 7/7/11/8 = 8.25
London = 1/9/3/6/7 = 5.2
Natalie = 5/3/4/4/8 = 4.8
Nijah = 4/8/7 = 6.33
Sandra = 12/6/2/7/9 = 7.2
Tahlia = 9/12/9/5/2 = 7.4
Teyona = 3/2/10/1/1 = 3.4
Go Fo, Teyona, and Allison!
MMaS: Can we get some drama up in here? Can Branden like, figure out he's gay already? Can Colin get laid? Along those lines, can Kerryn just jump his bones already? Can Amanda and Jordan either make out for serious or try and kill each other? Because when the main drama is CJ being a bitch, well that's not very good drama at all.
Group shots:
1. Kerryn, Jonathan, CJ
2. Salome, Laury, Colin
3. Amanda, Jordan, Branden
4. Sandhurst, Mountaha, Gabriel
Individuals:
1. Jonathan - Seriously, Jonathan, do you have to be perfect at everything? This is so gorgeous and sensual.
2. Kerryn - God, she's beautiful. I'm really glad she won immunity because I thought she owned that catwalk this week and this picture is obviously great. Only two minor nitpicks, and that's that it looks like she has SEVERE under-eye circles, and her body doesn't exactly look model-ready. Other than that, stunning.
3. Colin - Ugh, SO HOT. His body shape is great. He really makes this photo because the girls aren't bringing a whole lot.
4. Amanda - Jordan probably looks better but she looks good too, and she's following the idea of the shoot more because it's a more intimate photo. Is it just me, or does she look froggier and froggier every week? And why do these two look so freakishly short?
5. Jordan - See what I said about Amanda. I think it might be the better shot but Jordan's clearly pretending like Amanda's not even there. It's the first photo of Jordan I can officially say I like though, YAY.
6. CJ - CJ's really lucky. Even when she's fucking around on set, she's unbelievably photogenic. Except for the sports photo, all of her pictures were actually amazing. She's not as amazing as the other two in her shot because well yeah, she looks uncomfortable if beautiful and sensual.
7. Gabriel - Not really creative, but GOD he's hot. The boob grab is a no. Oh how I wish they'd included one of the pictures with him or Sandhurst in the middle...
8. Mountaha - I love how in-control she looks and how her face actually photographed well for once! But I have to agree with Perou (WTF!!!!!!!!!) that it looks like she's being molested.
9. Branden - Uh, he's not really doing much. It's not bad, he's just not doing anything.
10. Salome - She looks great, but she's doing nothing.
11. Sandhurst - I think I would like this better because he looks great if I didn't think OM NOM NOM NOM every time I looked at this photo. It's honestly kind of laughable. But again, he looks great, and really into it... I just wish he wasn't devouring her thigh!
12. Laury - You can barely see her and what you can see is fuggo.
Anyway. Photos!
1. Teyona
Ugh, this is gorgeous. I didn’t think she could pull off a beauty shot because her face is, well, weird, but as you can see here, it’s the best of the week. She looks so much better in photos than in person, generally. I love the angle of her face and how this photo is interesting despite the fact that it’s just a beauty shot, and I love the somewhat undetermined/pensive expression on her face. Man, this photo is so awesome. I’m not crazy about the teeth but even THEY work here.
2. Tahlia (don't hate)
It’s not very exciting, but goddamn, it’s beautiful. She looks so regal and there’s such warmth and life in her eyes. It’s a really serene photo. I love how she’s not doing very much, and yet this photo still leaves an impact with just her eyes. I don’t understand people who were like OMG SHE HAS DEAD EYES… oh wait, everyone hates Tahlia for no good reason other than that she’s a bad model usually (but not this photo) and annoying, I forgot. The shape of her face here is great, as well as her cheekbones. I’m happy that Tahlia’s improving… I mean, as long as she’s still there when she should have left weeks ago, she might as well, right? After watching the episode, I can say that I 1000000% agree with Tyra’s assertion that there’s something almost Mona Lisa-y about it. Huh. I’m such a weirdo.
3. Fo
I’m not AS crazy about this photo as some others (it’s almost a bit TOO strong) but I do think it’s positively awesome. Her face looks a little… off when it’s straight forward like that, but I absolutely love how strong she managed to make this picture, while still keeping it quite feminine (though like I said, it’s a little too strong, but still awesome). Also, YAAAAAY, ARCHED EYEBROWS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. She really does nail the idea of “red.” Oh please have her go overseas, considering how strong the judges thought this photo was!
4. Celia
My only issue with this photo is that she does look old, especially in HD with the gray hair (sabotage!), but this photo is beautiful. She’s totally elegant and her neck, jawline, and eyes are absolutely to die for. She looks much softer than she usually does, while still strong and even forceful, like she's asserting herself. Gosh, this is gorgeous. Not much else to say.
5. Allison
Does she only have one look? Maybe. Does it work, and could she take it to the bank? Hell yeah. She’s out of the “OMG AWESOME” range for this shoot, but this photo is still good. She really captures the innocence and girlishness of pink perfectly. Her eyes are amazing. Ugh, this picture would have been so much better if she just CLOSED HER MOUTH. Because she has the hated RABBIT TEETH. But you know what? Honestly, Allison pulls the rabbit teeth off better than pretty much anyone else in ANTM history… which doesn’t exactly mean she pulls it off but you know, the more I look at this picture, the more I like it. It’s still not in Teyona/Tahlia/Fo/Celia’s league, though.
6. Aminat
Honestly, if I could have called Allison and Aminat out together, I think I would have, though on second glance actually Allison’s is much superior. But, uh, yeah, moving on. Anyway, I think this is a good shot, I like the look in her eyes, but I think… I dunno… something about the bug-eyes and the bug-lips and the bug-nose kinda weirds me out. She looks like some kind of lizard or frog or something. But it’s not a bad shot. She's really the only one that didn't do OMG AMAZING! or OMG HORRIBLE! And speaking of OMG HORRIBLE!...
7. London
Oh my God, she looks like she has blue herpes or something. It’s mildly horrifying at first glance, to be honest. I mean, part of it was sabotage on the part of the makeup, but I don’t think it’s that great a photo anyway. I do think she’s getting the iciness of the blue color down, so points for that, and there is some great energy in her eyes and she attempted as much dynamism as she could with the pose… but she just seems so uncomfortable. And yeah, I can’t get over the blue herpes.
8. Natalie
Oh my God, she really needs to avoid the straight-on headshots. Seriously, her face looks like a blob, which is my main problem. It looks like she has no bones in there, which is obviously BAD for a model. But even if her facial structure looked flawless, I still don’t think this would be a great photo. This is due to the fact that mostly, she looks completely stoned off her ass, and the uncertain way she’s holding up her hand against her face doesn’t help. Really bad photo.
9. Sandra
LOL WTF is this. Yes, London and Natalie were terrible, but there was absolutely no doubt that this was the worst photo this week. I mean, she just… she looks like the Abominable Snowman! That’s really all I can say, she looks absolutely terrible. The color looks great on her but it’s just a completely laughable shot. She looks stoned out of her mind like Natalie, too. That smile is totally awful. Seriously, what the hell is up with this? Ugh, Sandra had sooooo much potential but it sort of fell away. I mean, part of it was the terrible makeover, but part of it was the fact that she just kinda sucked.
Rankings:
Allison = 6/1/8/2/5 = 4.4
Aminat = 10/11/6/3/6 = 7.2
Celia = 8/4/5/9/4 = 6
Fo = 2/5/1/10/3 = 4.2
Isabella = 13 = 13
Jessica = 11/10 = 10.5
Kortnie = 7/7/11/8 = 8.25
London = 1/9/3/6/7 = 5.2
Natalie = 5/3/4/4/8 = 4.8
Nijah = 4/8/7 = 6.33
Sandra = 12/6/2/7/9 = 7.2
Tahlia = 9/12/9/5/2 = 7.4
Teyona = 3/2/10/1/1 = 3.4
Go Fo, Teyona, and Allison!
MMaS: Can we get some drama up in here? Can Branden like, figure out he's gay already? Can Colin get laid? Along those lines, can Kerryn just jump his bones already? Can Amanda and Jordan either make out for serious or try and kill each other? Because when the main drama is CJ being a bitch, well that's not very good drama at all.
Group shots:
1. Kerryn, Jonathan, CJ
2. Salome, Laury, Colin
3. Amanda, Jordan, Branden
4. Sandhurst, Mountaha, Gabriel
Individuals:
1. Jonathan - Seriously, Jonathan, do you have to be perfect at everything? This is so gorgeous and sensual.
2. Kerryn - God, she's beautiful. I'm really glad she won immunity because I thought she owned that catwalk this week and this picture is obviously great. Only two minor nitpicks, and that's that it looks like she has SEVERE under-eye circles, and her body doesn't exactly look model-ready. Other than that, stunning.
3. Colin - Ugh, SO HOT. His body shape is great. He really makes this photo because the girls aren't bringing a whole lot.
4. Amanda - Jordan probably looks better but she looks good too, and she's following the idea of the shoot more because it's a more intimate photo. Is it just me, or does she look froggier and froggier every week? And why do these two look so freakishly short?
5. Jordan - See what I said about Amanda. I think it might be the better shot but Jordan's clearly pretending like Amanda's not even there. It's the first photo of Jordan I can officially say I like though, YAY.
6. CJ - CJ's really lucky. Even when she's fucking around on set, she's unbelievably photogenic. Except for the sports photo, all of her pictures were actually amazing. She's not as amazing as the other two in her shot because well yeah, she looks uncomfortable if beautiful and sensual.
7. Gabriel - Not really creative, but GOD he's hot. The boob grab is a no. Oh how I wish they'd included one of the pictures with him or Sandhurst in the middle...
8. Mountaha - I love how in-control she looks and how her face actually photographed well for once! But I have to agree with Perou (WTF!!!!!!!!!) that it looks like she's being molested.
9. Branden - Uh, he's not really doing much. It's not bad, he's just not doing anything.
10. Salome - She looks great, but she's doing nothing.
11. Sandhurst - I think I would like this better because he looks great if I didn't think OM NOM NOM NOM every time I looked at this photo. It's honestly kind of laughable. But again, he looks great, and really into it... I just wish he wasn't devouring her thigh!
12. Laury - You can barely see her and what you can see is fuggo.
Thursday, April 02, 2009
LOL, CJ...
So professional!
Look, I was rooting for you at the beginning of the competition because you had an awesome attitude about being short and boobtacular and when Salome was like "I can beat you!!!!" But after that week, your attitude started to blow. This is the shitty cherry on top of your bitter-ass sundae... good riddance, bitch.
Also, some of those comments are so over-the-top it's hysterical. Jordan being the "spawn of Satan" is like... Michael Scott and Toby on The Office. Colin comes off as anything but arrogant and a know-it-all. I don't see how Gabe can be obnoxious, rude, and dull. And, er, yeah. Basically, SHUT UP CJ.
Look, I was rooting for you at the beginning of the competition because you had an awesome attitude about being short and boobtacular and when Salome was like "I can beat you!!!!" But after that week, your attitude started to blow. This is the shitty cherry on top of your bitter-ass sundae... good riddance, bitch.
Also, some of those comments are so over-the-top it's hysterical. Jordan being the "spawn of Satan" is like... Michael Scott and Toby on The Office. Colin comes off as anything but arrogant and a know-it-all. I don't see how Gabe can be obnoxious, rude, and dull. And, er, yeah. Basically, SHUT UP CJ.
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
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