So remember this list from last year? Well, there's another one. Let's comment on it! Hah, what a difference a year makes, I was calling Kras Jon Krasinski and saying that I thought he was adorable even though I didn't watch The Office...100. Jared Leto - no. greasy.
99. James Franco - yes. Though, as I said on that MTV Movie Awards post, between him and his Pineapple Express costar Seth Rogen, I'll take the latter.
98. Hayden Christensen - yes. And when will ya'll accept that he was just fantastic in Shattered Glass?
97. Ben Browder - who? Looks good in the picture though. As I noted last year, cheekbones.
96. Adam Barta - sure.
95. Thomas Roberts - as far as gay news reporters go, I'll take the SILVER FOX, thank you.
94. Russell Tovey - who?
93. Peter Paige - who? Kind of too pretty for me.
92. Matthew McConaughey - kind of.
91. Jake Shears - as far as ridiculously flamboyant musicians go, I'll take my Rufus.
90. Christopher Gorham - love him. he's so adorably dorky on Ugly Betty. I think last year I said he was too skinny, but I didn't watch The Office then, so clearly I was an idiot. ;)
89. Robert Downey Jr. - Duh. He's all cleaned-up, but he's still got that great bad boy edge he always did, and he's very sexy.
88. Justin Hartley - who?
87. Jude Law - oh, yes, please. He's pretty, but in a good way.
86. John Krasinski - fucking duh. So, so wonderful in many many ways. He should not be falling in the ratings, and I will personally recruit all the gay/bisexual men I know (there are a lot) to vote him #1 next time so there. :P
85. Rufus Wainwright - yay! I think he's very good-looking, and he's one of my favorite musical artists.
84. Ricky Martin - eh. I can never stop thinking about that rumor that he likes to pee on people, because I'm weird like that. Plus, he's almost too muscular.
83. Nicolas Gob - who?
82. Henry Cavill - oh fucking YES. My mom's obsessed with The Tudors like I'm obsessed with The Office, and sometimes I catch it and just... oh...
81. Adam Levine - yes, he's gorgeous.
80. Tom Ford - hot, but he seems like a total ass.
79. Shia LaBeouf - kind of. Is it wrong that I like him, as in, as an actor?
78. Jason Statham - yes. Too bad his movies all suck.
77. Mitch Hewer - who?
76. James Sutton - who? kind of. a little too delicate-looking for me.
75. Dave Annable - yes, but not overly so.
74. Joseph Gordon-Levitt - kind of.
73. JP Calderon - a little skinnyish.
72. Darryl Stephens - who? he's making a stupid "I'm soooo sexy" face in the picture they have of him
71. Clive Owen - duh, even though he's so terrifying.
70. Cristiano Ronaldo - terrible picture of him, but his body's obviously amazing.
69. Ronnie Kroell - who?
68. Josh Duhamel - yes. Even if he has the bad taste to date Fergie.
67. Eric Mabius - oh my God, could he be hotter? No. No he could not. He's so sweet with America Ferrera on Ugly Betty, too.
66. Paul Rudd - why is he not higher? Last year when I reviewed this list, well, just see his picture. He's still in my Top 5. Ugh, he's so hot.
65. Orlando Bloom - gorgeous, but obvious, and I'm tired of people making excuses for his lack of talent with his looks.
64. Lee Pace - hot. I should probably watch Pushing Daisies.
63. Eric Bana - YES, DUH. He was lametastic in The Other Boleyn Girl, but it was nice to see that part where he took off his shirt.
62. Ian Somerhalder - Like I said last year, so pretty, maybe a little bit too much.
61. Ashton Kutcher - kind of?
60. Jensen Atwood - eh.
59. Josh Holloway - kind of. Guys with long hair = meh.
58. Eddie Cibrian - FUCK, YES.
57. Colin Farrell - kind of. Very, very hot, but also kind of weird.
56. Chad Allen - kind of? Eh, not really.
55. Patrick Dempsey - he's called McDreamy for a reason. And that reason is because he made my heart go all a-flutter... in Enchanted. ;)
54. Ewan McGregor - very yes, but the picture they have of him is awful.
53. Paul Walker - yes, too bad he can't act and his movies are so bad.
52. Gael Garcia Bernal - ha ha, he went down (that's what she said. Or he said.). Yeah, he's completely fug, but that picture they have is kind of doing it for me. Huh.
51. Taye Diggs - pretty much.
50. Eric Dane - yes. And yeah, he's hotter than his Grey's costar Dempsey.
49. Matt Damon - oh my God yeah.
48. Chris Meloni - YES, and so sexy.
47. George Clooney - Yes, please! I'm glad his rank rose so much.
46. Matthew Fox - Okay, I have that "you know what's interesting about him? NOTHING!" from Knocked Up on loop in my head, but yeah, he's very hot.
45. James McAvoy - utterly swoon-worthy and I adore the picture they have of him.
44. Declan Bennett - who? yawn.
43. Jared Padalecki - Like last year, I am not a fan of his hair. But he's got a killer smile.
42. David Boreanaz - meh.
41. Gerard Butler - DUH. I'm surprised his superfans didn't vote him #1 with a vengeance.
40. Johnny Depp - go away gahhh. but yeah, he's good-looking, some of the time way more so than others.
39. Ryan Gosling - yeah, but they picked terrible pictures for him.
38. Milo Ventimiglia - yes, and I love the picture they have of him. Scars are hot, what can I say...
37. Mario Lopez - his body's nuts. I kind of wish I'd seen him in A Chorus Line, frankly.
36. Jonathan Rhys Meyers - oh my GOD, yes. He's also part of the reason why I don't mind my mom watching all those Tudors episodes...
35. Jamie Bamber - FUCK YES.
34. Heath Ledger - he was gorgeous, in a sort of vulnerable way. He's gone, but I hope, never forgotten.
33. David Tennant - Great-looking and fun.
32. Randy Harrison - who?
31. Tom Welling - yep.
30. James Marsden - oh very yep. He manages to be adorable and sexy all at once. And, as he proved this year, he's just a great presence in musicals.
29. Jo Weil - who? What a lame picture.
28. Hugh Jackman - DUH. Why isn't he higher?
27. Channing Tatum - SO. HOT. As I've said many a time before, it's worth it to watch She's the Man for shirtless him.
26. Christian Bale - HIGHER ON THIS LIST I SAY! HIGHER!
25. Justin Timberlake - ALSO HIGHER. YOU ALL ARE DUMB.
24. Zac Efron - a little high on the list, but yes, he's very attractive. I have accepted it. Oh, the shame. (hides head)
23. Robert Gant - who?
22. Matthew Rhys - Cute.
21. Ryan Phillippe - Oh my God, yeah. Is it bad to say I just want to lick that picture they have of him? Yes? Okay then I won't say that...
20. Jake Silbermann - who? Oh, he's on a soap opera. Lame
19. Chace Crawford - sort of
18. Wentworth Miller - oh, the eyes!
17. Thore Scholermann - WHO? A German soap actor? JKras is in the 80s for this guy? LAME.
16. Daniel Craig - he should still be lower, and they should never have a picture of him with his shirt on. I do think it's awesome that he wants to have Bond have an affair with a guy.
15. Brad Pitt - yeah, duh. He's not even boring.
14. TR Knight - he's adorable, but he shouldn't be above a lot of these other guys. And it's weird and creepy that he's dating a 19-year-old (though not as weird and creepy as James Woods being my dad's age and his girlfriend being my age). Such a cute acceptance of his placement on the list, though.
13. Jensen Ackles - Cute, but not AMAZING.
12. David Beckham - FUCK YES OH MY GOD ANY OTHER WORD FOR YES YOU CAN PUT HERE. Oh my GOD, David Beckham. I don't think he has a brain cell in his head, but who cares?! JUST LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THAT PICTURE UP TOP!
11. Gareth David-Lloyd - Yeah, he's very cute. I just can't see the name "Gareth" without thinking of Gareth from the British Office and giggling hysterically.
10. Ryan Reynolds - YES OH MY GOD. Him and ScarJo are the prettiest couple of all.
9. Anderson Cooper - SILVER FOX! SILVER FOX! SILVER FOX! I love him, and not just because he's gorgeous in an academic way. He's brilliant and, judging from everything I've seen from him in the media, he's got a fantastic personality.
8. Chris Evans - ANOTHER BIG YES.
7. Van Hansis - who? kind of stupid-looking
6. Gale Harold - Like I said last year, cute but nothing special. Love the picture they have of him.
5. Neil Patrick Harris - Could he be any more awesome?! No. No, he couldn't!!!
4. Cheyenne Jackson - Oh, yes. Fuck, yes.
3. Luke McFarlane - Oh my God, yeah. I should be watching Brothers and Sisters with all these ridic hot guys, but Sally Field grates on me so much...
2. John Barrowman - OH YES. Exactly like I said last year, I doubt he'd make the top 100 if women did this, so THANK GOD THE GAY MEN HAD A SAY. SO HOT.
1. Jake Gyllenhaal - YES, but so obvious. C'mon, lovely gay men, you don't want the same #1 as all the tween girls. Go with Barrowman next time (or Krasinski, or Beckham, or...)! :D
96. Adam Barta - sure.
95. Thomas Roberts - as far as gay news reporters go, I'll take the SILVER FOX, thank you.
94. Russell Tovey - who?
93. Peter Paige - who? Kind of too pretty for me.
92. Matthew McConaughey - kind of.
91. Jake Shears - as far as ridiculously flamboyant musicians go, I'll take my Rufus.
90. Christopher Gorham - love him. he's so adorably dorky on Ugly Betty. I think last year I said he was too skinny, but I didn't watch The Office then, so clearly I was an idiot. ;)
89. Robert Downey Jr. - Duh. He's all cleaned-up, but he's still got that great bad boy edge he always did, and he's very sexy.
88. Justin Hartley - who?
87. Jude Law - oh, yes, please. He's pretty, but in a good way.
86. John Krasinski - fucking duh. So, so wonderful in many many ways. He should not be falling in the ratings, and I will personally recruit all the gay/bisexual men I know (there are a lot) to vote him #1 next time so there. :P
85. Rufus Wainwright - yay! I think he's very good-looking, and he's one of my favorite musical artists.
84. Ricky Martin - eh. I can never stop thinking about that rumor that he likes to pee on people, because I'm weird like that. Plus, he's almost too muscular.
83. Nicolas Gob - who?
82. Henry Cavill - oh fucking YES. My mom's obsessed with The Tudors like I'm obsessed with The Office, and sometimes I catch it and just... oh...
81. Adam Levine - yes, he's gorgeous.
80. Tom Ford - hot, but he seems like a total ass.
79. Shia LaBeouf - kind of. Is it wrong that I like him, as in, as an actor?
78. Jason Statham - yes. Too bad his movies all suck.
77. Mitch Hewer - who?
76. James Sutton - who? kind of. a little too delicate-looking for me.
75. Dave Annable - yes, but not overly so.
74. Joseph Gordon-Levitt - kind of.
73. JP Calderon - a little skinnyish.
72. Darryl Stephens - who? he's making a stupid "I'm soooo sexy" face in the picture they have of him
71. Clive Owen - duh, even though he's so terrifying.
70. Cristiano Ronaldo - terrible picture of him, but his body's obviously amazing.
69. Ronnie Kroell - who?
68. Josh Duhamel - yes. Even if he has the bad taste to date Fergie.
67. Eric Mabius - oh my God, could he be hotter? No. No he could not. He's so sweet with America Ferrera on Ugly Betty, too.
66. Paul Rudd - why is he not higher? Last year when I reviewed this list, well, just see his picture. He's still in my Top 5. Ugh, he's so hot.
65. Orlando Bloom - gorgeous, but obvious, and I'm tired of people making excuses for his lack of talent with his looks.
64. Lee Pace - hot. I should probably watch Pushing Daisies.
63. Eric Bana - YES, DUH. He was lametastic in The Other Boleyn Girl, but it was nice to see that part where he took off his shirt.
62. Ian Somerhalder - Like I said last year, so pretty, maybe a little bit too much.
61. Ashton Kutcher - kind of?
60. Jensen Atwood - eh.
59. Josh Holloway - kind of. Guys with long hair = meh.
58. Eddie Cibrian - FUCK, YES.
57. Colin Farrell - kind of. Very, very hot, but also kind of weird.
56. Chad Allen - kind of? Eh, not really.
55. Patrick Dempsey - he's called McDreamy for a reason. And that reason is because he made my heart go all a-flutter... in Enchanted. ;)
54. Ewan McGregor - very yes, but the picture they have of him is awful.
53. Paul Walker - yes, too bad he can't act and his movies are so bad.
52. Gael Garcia Bernal - ha ha, he went down (that's what she said. Or he said.). Yeah, he's completely fug, but that picture they have is kind of doing it for me. Huh.
51. Taye Diggs - pretty much.
50. Eric Dane - yes. And yeah, he's hotter than his Grey's costar Dempsey.
49. Matt Damon - oh my God yeah.
48. Chris Meloni - YES, and so sexy.
47. George Clooney - Yes, please! I'm glad his rank rose so much.
46. Matthew Fox - Okay, I have that "you know what's interesting about him? NOTHING!" from Knocked Up on loop in my head, but yeah, he's very hot.
45. James McAvoy - utterly swoon-worthy and I adore the picture they have of him.
44. Declan Bennett - who? yawn.
43. Jared Padalecki - Like last year, I am not a fan of his hair. But he's got a killer smile.
42. David Boreanaz - meh.
41. Gerard Butler - DUH. I'm surprised his superfans didn't vote him #1 with a vengeance.
40. Johnny Depp - go away gahhh. but yeah, he's good-looking, some of the time way more so than others.
39. Ryan Gosling - yeah, but they picked terrible pictures for him.
38. Milo Ventimiglia - yes, and I love the picture they have of him. Scars are hot, what can I say...
37. Mario Lopez - his body's nuts. I kind of wish I'd seen him in A Chorus Line, frankly.
36. Jonathan Rhys Meyers - oh my GOD, yes. He's also part of the reason why I don't mind my mom watching all those Tudors episodes...
35. Jamie Bamber - FUCK YES.
34. Heath Ledger - he was gorgeous, in a sort of vulnerable way. He's gone, but I hope, never forgotten.
33. David Tennant - Great-looking and fun.
32. Randy Harrison - who?
31. Tom Welling - yep.
30. James Marsden - oh very yep. He manages to be adorable and sexy all at once. And, as he proved this year, he's just a great presence in musicals.
29. Jo Weil - who? What a lame picture.
28. Hugh Jackman - DUH. Why isn't he higher?
27. Channing Tatum - SO. HOT. As I've said many a time before, it's worth it to watch She's the Man for shirtless him.
26. Christian Bale - HIGHER ON THIS LIST I SAY! HIGHER!
25. Justin Timberlake - ALSO HIGHER. YOU ALL ARE DUMB.
24. Zac Efron - a little high on the list, but yes, he's very attractive. I have accepted it. Oh, the shame. (hides head)
23. Robert Gant - who?
22. Matthew Rhys - Cute.
21. Ryan Phillippe - Oh my God, yeah. Is it bad to say I just want to lick that picture they have of him? Yes? Okay then I won't say that...
20. Jake Silbermann - who? Oh, he's on a soap opera. Lame
19. Chace Crawford - sort of
18. Wentworth Miller - oh, the eyes!
17. Thore Scholermann - WHO? A German soap actor? JKras is in the 80s for this guy? LAME.
16. Daniel Craig - he should still be lower, and they should never have a picture of him with his shirt on. I do think it's awesome that he wants to have Bond have an affair with a guy.
15. Brad Pitt - yeah, duh. He's not even boring.
14. TR Knight - he's adorable, but he shouldn't be above a lot of these other guys. And it's weird and creepy that he's dating a 19-year-old (though not as weird and creepy as James Woods being my dad's age and his girlfriend being my age). Such a cute acceptance of his placement on the list, though.
13. Jensen Ackles - Cute, but not AMAZING.
12. David Beckham - FUCK YES OH MY GOD ANY OTHER WORD FOR YES YOU CAN PUT HERE. Oh my GOD, David Beckham. I don't think he has a brain cell in his head, but who cares?! JUST LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THAT PICTURE UP TOP!
11. Gareth David-Lloyd - Yeah, he's very cute. I just can't see the name "Gareth" without thinking of Gareth from the British Office and giggling hysterically.
10. Ryan Reynolds - YES OH MY GOD. Him and ScarJo are the prettiest couple of all.
9. Anderson Cooper - SILVER FOX! SILVER FOX! SILVER FOX! I love him, and not just because he's gorgeous in an academic way. He's brilliant and, judging from everything I've seen from him in the media, he's got a fantastic personality.
8. Chris Evans - ANOTHER BIG YES.
7. Van Hansis - who? kind of stupid-looking
6. Gale Harold - Like I said last year, cute but nothing special. Love the picture they have of him.
5. Neil Patrick Harris - Could he be any more awesome?! No. No, he couldn't!!!
4. Cheyenne Jackson - Oh, yes. Fuck, yes.
3. Luke McFarlane - Oh my God, yeah. I should be watching Brothers and Sisters with all these ridic hot guys, but Sally Field grates on me so much...
2. John Barrowman - OH YES. Exactly like I said last year, I doubt he'd make the top 100 if women did this, so THANK GOD THE GAY MEN HAD A SAY. SO HOT.
1. Jake Gyllenhaal - YES, but so obvious. C'mon, lovely gay men, you don't want the same #1 as all the tween girls. Go with Barrowman next time (or Krasinski, or Beckham, or...)! :D
