^ The very very lovely #21
So... the only people who blog are gay men (I kid, but seriously. It seems that way sometimes), so several of them have mentioned a list that a notable gay site did of the 100 hottest men, as voted by gay and bisexual men (I'm like the only straight girl that would have gone and looked at it, oy). Of course, I feel the need to make comments. Here's the list, it'll be updated with my comments and such later:
So... the only people who blog are gay men (I kid, but seriously. It seems that way sometimes), so several of them have mentioned a list that a notable gay site did of the 100 hottest men, as voted by gay and bisexual men (I'm like the only straight girl that would have gone and looked at it, oy). Of course, I feel the need to make comments. Here's the list, it'll be updated with my comments and such later:
1. jake gyllenhaal - Predictable, but yeah. Jake's about 27 billion different kinds of hotness. Not quite my #1, but he's up there.
2. chris evans - OH YES. He's likely in my Top 5. I love him because he looks like a man, not like a prepubescent boy. Chris, who the hell would ever think your chest is too hairy? I sure as hell don't mind... In fact, I very may well be at this very moment watching Not Another Teen Movie just cuz you're in it (though he's not as hot in that as he is now).
3. daniel craig - #3? Sure, his body is smoking. But his face is...well, the fusion of face and body don't work quite as well as some other men far below him on this list.
4. gale harold - Who? Oh, he's apparently on Queer as Folk and Deadwood, two TV shows I don't watch... cute, but not anything special.
5. taye diggs - Hot, but not this hot.
6. ryan reynolds - SUPER HOT without facial hair, and still pretty hot with it. He dated Alanis Morissette... that's weird.
7. hugh jackman - OH YES.
8. t.r. knight - very cute, and I totally admire his bravery, and him and Katherine Heigl totally remind me of me and my best friend, so I love them. But, I mean...he's kind of only here because he's an out gay man. He's not hotter than a lot of people listed lower than him on this list. Still, love him to pieces.
9. ryan phillippe - Mmm, yes.
10. john barrowman - OH YES. I realize like T.R. Knight, he's only here because he's gay too (IE, I seriously doubt he'd make the top 100 list if just women were doing it), but THANK GOD.
11. christian bale - In the running for the hottest man alive.
12. brad pitt - A tad too boring for me now, but I can't deny he's very attractive.
13. christopher meloni - Mmm. I love him.
14. robert gant - Another Queer as Folk actor. Just by Googling 'em, I find him better-looking than the guy at #4.
15. patrick wilson - mmm, yeah.
16. mario lopez - hot, but not this hot.
17. gael garcia bernal - Ugh. He's one of few men considered "hot" that do nothing for me.
18. ian somerhalder - Mm, so very pretty, maybe even a little too pretty...
19. justin timberlake - I love him. I feel like I need to do some sort of tribute post to him soon. Ridiculously hot, and one of the only people putting out any sort of good pop music.
20. heath ledger - Only so high because he was in Brokeback, but yeah, he's gorgeous and all of a sudden out of nowhere, awesomely talented. Go Heath!
21. paul rudd - See the picture at the top of this post. Hot, adorable, incredibly talented, and he just seems like an all-around great guy. Probably in my Top 5.
22. jonathan rhys-myers - So gorgeous, it frightens me.
23. channing tatum - Oh my lord, yeah.
24. ryan gosling - Wasn't I just talking about this? He is quite gorgeous though.
25. jamie bamber - I've never watched Battlestar Galactica but I just Googled him and...oh my goodness, yeah.
26. wentworth miller - Yeah. Those eyes!
27. tom welling - I don't watch that much network TV but I really tried to watch Smallville because of him...
28. shemar moore - No clue who he is. Weird face. Nice body though.
29. eddie cibrian - I was very surprised I didn't pass out during that scene in Living Out Loud. Oh wow...
30. david boreanaz - I understand he has a large gay fanbase. As I never really got the hype behind Buffy, I'm not that big a fan.
31. chad allen - Unattractive, probably only on the list because he's gay himself.
32. anderson cooper - GORGEOUS. I've had a giant crush on him since The Mole which I totally watched and which was awesome don't judge me.
33. josh duhamel - Incredibly hot, but loses points for dating Fergie.
34. randy harrison - Had to Google him. Too girly, and I hate his hair.
35. jensen ackles - Cute.
36. cheyenne jackson - Absolutely gorgeous.
37. jared padalecki - Cute, but I'm not a fan of his hair. Plus, according to Google, he was in House of Wax which deducts points from him.
38. matthew mcconaughey - He's hot, yes, but I'm more amused by how frickin' weird he is. I thnk if you're dating him you must never have an uninteresting day.
39. david beckham - Possibly the most gorgeous man on the entire planet. Sorry, boyf (actually, that sentence could probably apply for this entire post, couldn't it).
40. jason statham - Hot, definitely the best thing about Transporter 2 which I was forced to watch.
41. milo ventimiglia - Cute, but I heard he physically abused Alexis Bledel, and YOU DON'T DO THAT.
42. eric mabius - Totally adorable. Michael Urie is also sooo cute from Ugly Betty too.
43. jensen atwood - I dunno. His face is weird.
44. eric bana - SO HOT
45. paul walker - Also incredibly hot, too bad he's really really lacking in any sort of acting ability
46. matthew fox - "Fox" is right.
47. josh halloway - His hair is too long for my taste and his facial hair looks weird. He's still attractive, though.
48. tyson beckford - Hot, hot, hot.
49. zachary quinto - He's okay.
50. orlando bloom - Gorgeous, too bad he can't act. Whoo halfway done!
51. joseph gordon-levitt - Not that hot, but incredibly talented.
52. neil patrick harris - Again... not that hot. I admire his bravery though, and he's just fuckin' awesome.
53. ben mckenzie - SO CUTE. And I'd love to see his O.C. costar, Adam Brody, on this list too.
54. gerard butler - Gorgeous, but his huge fans are insane.
55. clive owen - OH MAN. YES. HIGHER. NOWWWWW.
56. eric dane - Hot.
57. jeremy piven - OH MAN! I loooove him. Seriously, I don't know who I'd pick in Entourage between him and *sigh* Adrien...
58. andy roddick - He is so hot. He is hot even when crying and making other various ridiculous faces during tennis tournaments!
59. jason behr - Who? His jawbones kind of scare the shit out of me. I like good jawbones (it's a wonderful quality of the boyf's.), but his are probably used to grate cheese when he's not acting.
60. j.p. calderon - Cute, with a nice body, but one of those people that's probably only on the list because he's gay.
61. johnny depp - I do find him extremely attractive at times, when he doesn't look like a meth addict or a washed-up lounge singer.
62. keanu reeves - There's a reason why he kept working despite being an awful actor, and that's his looks. He never really did it that much for me, but he's very attractive.
63. matthew rhys - Cute, but I dunno.
64. christopher gorham - Too skinny.
65. ll cool j - Sick body.
66. adam levine - Gorgeous.
67. sendhil ramamurthy - Eh, not really.
68. daniel dae kim - Very attractive. These people...really like Lost.
69. thomas roberts - Clearly the third hottest anchorman after #32 and Matt Lauer.
70. kevin zegers - Yummy.
71. cristiano romaldo - I can't say I really follow soccer but he's probably the hottest player, after David Beckham.
72. wilson cruz - I hate his little mustache thing.
73. alexandre despatie - Mm yeah. He looks a little like Gael Garcia Bernal gone right.
74. timothy olyphant - Sexy, though I expected more of him from Live Free or Die Hard...
75. jake shears - He's pretty hot, but if you're going for ridiculously flamboyant musicians, Rufus Wainwright please!
76. matt damon - YES. Gorgeous, talented, and charming, and let me not mince words here: NICE ASS. His BFFL should be on here too, though.
77. jay hernandez - Mmm yeah. I mean, Grindhouse provided lots of fodder for those who love the ladies, but I appreciated Jay...
78. jon krasinski - So adorable and I don't even watch The Office.
79. ewan mcgregor - As I said recently, he's the most totally lovable actor on the planet, as well as gorgeous.
80. enrique inglesias - Gross...
81. b.d. wong - Unattractive, but I do love his theater work.
82. adrian pasdar - His head is shaped weirdly, but yeah, he's attractive.
83. peter sarsgaard - OH YES. There's just something incredibly sexy about him, and I didn't realize it until Kinsey. It wasn't even that he was naked, he's just got this aura of, like, sex. Lucky, lucky Maggie.
84. john amaechi - Not very attractive, but incredibly brave. I have to admire him.
85. jesse bradford - WHY ISN'T HE HIGHER?????
86. peter paige - Too pretty.
87. jesse l. martin - A gorgeous man, and incredibly talented.
88. brady quinn - Aw, wow! I have no clue who he is (apparently some kind of athlete, thanks Google), but he's so cute!
89. billy campbell - Apparently he's an actor? He's hot.
90. jeremy bloom - Hot. You gotta love football players.
91. ben browder - Wow, now, see, he has nice cheekbones...
92. george clooney - WHY IS HE NOT HIGHER??!??!?!?!?! I know a lot of gay men that think he's far too smarmy, though. Oh well. More for us ladies, yay!
93. tom ford - He's very attractive, but his ego really turns me off...
94. cillian murphy - Too girly. Everyone goes on and on and on about his eyes, but... they really look like girl eyes.
95. sufjan stevens - Oh he's so cute! And I love his music.
96. darryl stephens - Really good body, really weird hair.
97. james purefoy - Mmm, yeah.
98. dwayne johnson (the rock) - He's way too muscular for my taste, though I see how you could be into it...
99. seth green - Nonononononono.
100. zach braff - He's adorable but shouldn't be on this list over Jude Law, Russell Crowe, Vince Vaughn, Ben Affleck, Billy Crudup, Topher Grace, Hayden Christensen, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Firth, Bruce Willis, Josh Hartnett, Patrick Dempsey, Chris Noth, Dane Cook (I know he's the most obnoxious person in the world, but he's gorgeous), Nathan Fillon, Mark Wahlberg, James McAvoy, Tom Brady, Hugh Dancy, Dan Futterman, Aaron Eckhart, John Stamos, Paul Bettany........
Gee, how can you tell I got bored toward the end. I can't. BUT I DID IT!!! Again, many apologies to the boyf, but he's probably used to it by now :P
Also, there's a list for those that're into the ladies. I'm not, but it's a good list (Keira Knightley is #15 and Emily Blunt is #21, which are the only unfortunate entries on the list); it reads like a buncha people I wish were my Hollywood best friends: kate winslet (#3? yay), tina fey, salma hayek, natalie portman, scarlett johansson, mariska hargitay, mary-louise parker, america ferrera, helen mirren, jessica alba (i'd rather have one jessica alba than fifteen keira knightleys, when it comes to movies. seriously), drew barrymore, rachel weisz (girl-crush alert!), maggie gyllenhaal, meryl streep, queen latifah, kristen bell, rachel mcadams, catherine zeta-jones, katherine heigl, jennifer garner, emma thompson, sarah michelle gellar, jennifer connelly, kelly clarkson, lindsay lohan (if only to smack some sense into her REALLY HARD), sara ramirez, michelle williams, liv tyler, sandra oh, nicole kidman (actually she probably wouldn't be that fun to hang out with, but let's face it. she is godly!), susan sarandon, etc...
2. chris evans - OH YES. He's likely in my Top 5. I love him because he looks like a man, not like a prepubescent boy. Chris, who the hell would ever think your chest is too hairy? I sure as hell don't mind... In fact, I very may well be at this very moment watching Not Another Teen Movie just cuz you're in it (though he's not as hot in that as he is now).
3. daniel craig - #3? Sure, his body is smoking. But his face is...well, the fusion of face and body don't work quite as well as some other men far below him on this list.
4. gale harold - Who? Oh, he's apparently on Queer as Folk and Deadwood, two TV shows I don't watch... cute, but not anything special.
5. taye diggs - Hot, but not this hot.
6. ryan reynolds - SUPER HOT without facial hair, and still pretty hot with it. He dated Alanis Morissette... that's weird.
7. hugh jackman - OH YES.
8. t.r. knight - very cute, and I totally admire his bravery, and him and Katherine Heigl totally remind me of me and my best friend, so I love them. But, I mean...he's kind of only here because he's an out gay man. He's not hotter than a lot of people listed lower than him on this list. Still, love him to pieces.
9. ryan phillippe - Mmm, yes.
10. john barrowman - OH YES. I realize like T.R. Knight, he's only here because he's gay too (IE, I seriously doubt he'd make the top 100 list if just women were doing it), but THANK GOD.
11. christian bale - In the running for the hottest man alive.
12. brad pitt - A tad too boring for me now, but I can't deny he's very attractive.
13. christopher meloni - Mmm. I love him.
14. robert gant - Another Queer as Folk actor. Just by Googling 'em, I find him better-looking than the guy at #4.
15. patrick wilson - mmm, yeah.
16. mario lopez - hot, but not this hot.
17. gael garcia bernal - Ugh. He's one of few men considered "hot" that do nothing for me.
18. ian somerhalder - Mm, so very pretty, maybe even a little too pretty...
19. justin timberlake - I love him. I feel like I need to do some sort of tribute post to him soon. Ridiculously hot, and one of the only people putting out any sort of good pop music.
20. heath ledger - Only so high because he was in Brokeback, but yeah, he's gorgeous and all of a sudden out of nowhere, awesomely talented. Go Heath!
21. paul rudd - See the picture at the top of this post. Hot, adorable, incredibly talented, and he just seems like an all-around great guy. Probably in my Top 5.
22. jonathan rhys-myers - So gorgeous, it frightens me.
23. channing tatum - Oh my lord, yeah.
24. ryan gosling - Wasn't I just talking about this? He is quite gorgeous though.
25. jamie bamber - I've never watched Battlestar Galactica but I just Googled him and...oh my goodness, yeah.
26. wentworth miller - Yeah. Those eyes!
27. tom welling - I don't watch that much network TV but I really tried to watch Smallville because of him...
28. shemar moore - No clue who he is. Weird face. Nice body though.
29. eddie cibrian - I was very surprised I didn't pass out during that scene in Living Out Loud. Oh wow...
30. david boreanaz - I understand he has a large gay fanbase. As I never really got the hype behind Buffy, I'm not that big a fan.
31. chad allen - Unattractive, probably only on the list because he's gay himself.
32. anderson cooper - GORGEOUS. I've had a giant crush on him since The Mole which I totally watched and which was awesome don't judge me.
33. josh duhamel - Incredibly hot, but loses points for dating Fergie.
34. randy harrison - Had to Google him. Too girly, and I hate his hair.
35. jensen ackles - Cute.
36. cheyenne jackson - Absolutely gorgeous.
37. jared padalecki - Cute, but I'm not a fan of his hair. Plus, according to Google, he was in House of Wax which deducts points from him.
38. matthew mcconaughey - He's hot, yes, but I'm more amused by how frickin' weird he is. I thnk if you're dating him you must never have an uninteresting day.
39. david beckham - Possibly the most gorgeous man on the entire planet. Sorry, boyf (actually, that sentence could probably apply for this entire post, couldn't it).
40. jason statham - Hot, definitely the best thing about Transporter 2 which I was forced to watch.
41. milo ventimiglia - Cute, but I heard he physically abused Alexis Bledel, and YOU DON'T DO THAT.
42. eric mabius - Totally adorable. Michael Urie is also sooo cute from Ugly Betty too.
43. jensen atwood - I dunno. His face is weird.
44. eric bana - SO HOT
45. paul walker - Also incredibly hot, too bad he's really really lacking in any sort of acting ability
46. matthew fox - "Fox" is right.
47. josh halloway - His hair is too long for my taste and his facial hair looks weird. He's still attractive, though.
48. tyson beckford - Hot, hot, hot.
49. zachary quinto - He's okay.
50. orlando bloom - Gorgeous, too bad he can't act. Whoo halfway done!
51. joseph gordon-levitt - Not that hot, but incredibly talented.
52. neil patrick harris - Again... not that hot. I admire his bravery though, and he's just fuckin' awesome.
53. ben mckenzie - SO CUTE. And I'd love to see his O.C. costar, Adam Brody, on this list too.
54. gerard butler - Gorgeous, but his huge fans are insane.
55. clive owen - OH MAN. YES. HIGHER. NOWWWWW.
56. eric dane - Hot.
57. jeremy piven - OH MAN! I loooove him. Seriously, I don't know who I'd pick in Entourage between him and *sigh* Adrien...
58. andy roddick - He is so hot. He is hot even when crying and making other various ridiculous faces during tennis tournaments!
59. jason behr - Who? His jawbones kind of scare the shit out of me. I like good jawbones (it's a wonderful quality of the boyf's.), but his are probably used to grate cheese when he's not acting.
60. j.p. calderon - Cute, with a nice body, but one of those people that's probably only on the list because he's gay.
61. johnny depp - I do find him extremely attractive at times, when he doesn't look like a meth addict or a washed-up lounge singer.
62. keanu reeves - There's a reason why he kept working despite being an awful actor, and that's his looks. He never really did it that much for me, but he's very attractive.
63. matthew rhys - Cute, but I dunno.
64. christopher gorham - Too skinny.
65. ll cool j - Sick body.
66. adam levine - Gorgeous.
67. sendhil ramamurthy - Eh, not really.
68. daniel dae kim - Very attractive. These people...really like Lost.
69. thomas roberts - Clearly the third hottest anchorman after #32 and Matt Lauer.
70. kevin zegers - Yummy.
71. cristiano romaldo - I can't say I really follow soccer but he's probably the hottest player, after David Beckham.
72. wilson cruz - I hate his little mustache thing.
73. alexandre despatie - Mm yeah. He looks a little like Gael Garcia Bernal gone right.
74. timothy olyphant - Sexy, though I expected more of him from Live Free or Die Hard...
75. jake shears - He's pretty hot, but if you're going for ridiculously flamboyant musicians, Rufus Wainwright please!
76. matt damon - YES. Gorgeous, talented, and charming, and let me not mince words here: NICE ASS. His BFFL should be on here too, though.
77. jay hernandez - Mmm yeah. I mean, Grindhouse provided lots of fodder for those who love the ladies, but I appreciated Jay...
78. jon krasinski - So adorable and I don't even watch The Office.
79. ewan mcgregor - As I said recently, he's the most totally lovable actor on the planet, as well as gorgeous.
80. enrique inglesias - Gross...
81. b.d. wong - Unattractive, but I do love his theater work.
82. adrian pasdar - His head is shaped weirdly, but yeah, he's attractive.
83. peter sarsgaard - OH YES. There's just something incredibly sexy about him, and I didn't realize it until Kinsey. It wasn't even that he was naked, he's just got this aura of, like, sex. Lucky, lucky Maggie.
84. john amaechi - Not very attractive, but incredibly brave. I have to admire him.
85. jesse bradford - WHY ISN'T HE HIGHER?????
86. peter paige - Too pretty.
87. jesse l. martin - A gorgeous man, and incredibly talented.
88. brady quinn - Aw, wow! I have no clue who he is (apparently some kind of athlete, thanks Google), but he's so cute!
89. billy campbell - Apparently he's an actor? He's hot.
90. jeremy bloom - Hot. You gotta love football players.
91. ben browder - Wow, now, see, he has nice cheekbones...
92. george clooney - WHY IS HE NOT HIGHER??!??!?!?!?! I know a lot of gay men that think he's far too smarmy, though. Oh well. More for us ladies, yay!
93. tom ford - He's very attractive, but his ego really turns me off...
94. cillian murphy - Too girly. Everyone goes on and on and on about his eyes, but... they really look like girl eyes.
95. sufjan stevens - Oh he's so cute! And I love his music.
96. darryl stephens - Really good body, really weird hair.
97. james purefoy - Mmm, yeah.
98. dwayne johnson (the rock) - He's way too muscular for my taste, though I see how you could be into it...
99. seth green - Nonononononono.
100. zach braff - He's adorable but shouldn't be on this list over Jude Law, Russell Crowe, Vince Vaughn, Ben Affleck, Billy Crudup, Topher Grace, Hayden Christensen, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Firth, Bruce Willis, Josh Hartnett, Patrick Dempsey, Chris Noth, Dane Cook (I know he's the most obnoxious person in the world, but he's gorgeous), Nathan Fillon, Mark Wahlberg, James McAvoy, Tom Brady, Hugh Dancy, Dan Futterman, Aaron Eckhart, John Stamos, Paul Bettany........
Gee, how can you tell I got bored toward the end. I can't. BUT I DID IT!!! Again, many apologies to the boyf, but he's probably used to it by now :P
Also, there's a list for those that're into the ladies. I'm not, but it's a good list (Keira Knightley is #15 and Emily Blunt is #21, which are the only unfortunate entries on the list); it reads like a buncha people I wish were my Hollywood best friends: kate winslet (#3? yay), tina fey, salma hayek, natalie portman, scarlett johansson, mariska hargitay, mary-louise parker, america ferrera, helen mirren, jessica alba (i'd rather have one jessica alba than fifteen keira knightleys, when it comes to movies. seriously), drew barrymore, rachel weisz (girl-crush alert!), maggie gyllenhaal, meryl streep, queen latifah, kristen bell, rachel mcadams, catherine zeta-jones, katherine heigl, jennifer garner, emma thompson, sarah michelle gellar, jennifer connelly, kelly clarkson, lindsay lohan (if only to smack some sense into her REALLY HARD), sara ramirez, michelle williams, liv tyler, sandra oh, nicole kidman (actually she probably wouldn't be that fun to hang out with, but let's face it. she is godly!), susan sarandon, etc...
