Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dear Maggie Gyllenhaal,


You are awesome and you're right, of course, but why do you gotta kick a girl while she's down? Also, I've got the feeling The Dark Knight is going to be an action movie MASTERPIECE. Then again, I thought Hairspray was going to be trash and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was going to be "not totally horrible," so you might want to ignore me...

Love, me.

PS: You're much better at this whole "acting" thing than your brother, but he's much better at that whole "being really ludicrously hot" thing.