I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Remember, once upon a time, when I didn't think this movie was going to be that bad? I finally saw it and I... was wrong with that thought.

Oh holy crap, this is offensive!

Dear Maggie Gyllenhaal,

You are awesome and you're right, of course, but why do you gotta kick a girl while she's down? Also, I've got the feeling The Dark Knight is going to be an action movie MASTERPIECE. Then again, I thought Hairspray was going to be trash and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was going to be "not totally horrible," so you might want to ignore me...

Love, me.

PS: You're much better at this whole "acting" thing than your brother, but he's much better at that whole "being really ludicrously hot" thing.

I think I'm the only one

...that doesn't think I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry looks that bad. I mean...Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor are writing the script! Have either of them failed us yet? We'll just really, really, really, really, really ignore the director though.

Update: Yeah, reviews are in and I guess it is that bad...