Huh?

Why is Ellen DeGeneres joining the judging panel on American Idol? I don't even watch American Idol and Ellen's amazing, but I don't see what she has do to with anything having to do with music...

OH THANK GOD, WE CAN ALL SLEEP EASY NOW

Adam Lambert came out.

Holy crap.

These two American Idol finalists? SO FUCKING CUTE. Kris Allen is what I would imagine a puppy would look like, if you turned it into a grown male human. He is what would happen if you took flour, eggs, sugar, and chocolate chips and baked that into the shape of a verrry cute boy. Adam's not my type when he's all made up, but when he doesn't have the weird hair and makeup? I'll take seven!!!

Oh my gosh Kris Allen is so cute. His wife is soooo very lucky.