Ellen...

I love you and you will never not be endlessly charming but seriously stop talking about Twitter.

I have wanted to post this since 4:00 or thereabouts but Blogger was down.

I cannot believe Ellen called Jason Schwartzman "talented." Ewwwww

Wow, Heidi Klum.

You are very pregnant and should probably be lying on a bed or something with Seal massaging your feet, not hangin' out on Ellen.

Huh?

Why is Ellen DeGeneres joining the judging panel on American Idol? I don't even watch American Idol and Ellen's amazing, but I don't see what she has do to with anything having to do with music...

also,

Lesbians should really host every TV show. Ellen and Rachel Maddow (LOVE!) are seriously the best at what they do.

Though, Ellen should never host the Oscars again. Sorry Ellen.

Clint Eastwood is wearing a pink polo shirt on Ellen.

Really? Like, really? How non-Clint-Eastwood.

He does look good for approximately 503, though.