I have wanted to post this since 4:00 or thereabouts but Blogger was down.

I cannot believe Ellen called Jason Schwartzman "talented." Ewwwww

Jason Schwartzman is so terrible.

Why does he continue to get roles in anything? Like, when Sofia Coppola makes a movie and it's gorgeous and brilliant, it's all OMG SHE'S JUST USING HER DADDY! and this guy can suck in everything and nobody mentions he's a Coppola.

Oh, and I still kind of want another one of those quesadillas. So fucking delicious.