Launch My Line

Bravo, you already tried this. It was called The Fashion Show, remember? And it was not very good at all and nobody liked it?

Project Runway marathon on Bravo...

Remember when this show was good? Like, remember people complaining about Season 5? This seems silly in retrospect. >:(

I've said this so many times, but I love Bravo

Project Runway and America's Next Top Model marathons FTW.

booooo, Bravo. BOOOOOOO

You were supposed to be playing Top Chef now, not The Real Housewives of Wherever.

YESSSSS

Bravo has a Top Chef Restaurant Wars marathon going on now; they're showing it from every season. Not that I haven't seen most of them before, but... I love Bravo.

Hah.

So I was watching Terminator 2 earlier on Bravo just to kill time because they were gonna show the most recent Top Chef episode, which I looooved, after that, and somehow the movie juxtaposed with Bravo's GIANT POP-UP ADS on the side of the TV for Flipping Out and The Real Housewives of Wherever was pretty awesome.

The Fashion Show...

So, are you gonna get better any time soon? No? Oh well I'll keep watching because there's fuckall else on.

LORD JESUS, WHAT WILL THAT ONE GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET KICKED OFF, THOUGH? I can't even remember his name. The one who does terrible outfits every week and then is openly like, to the judges, "I don't wanna be here, I don't want anyone to like my outfits, blargh," and they KEEP SENDING OTHER PEOPLE HOME OVER HIM WHAT.

Daniella is more or less the definition of... a rather strong word used against women that I don't like to use. Also, she and Haven think they are in goddamn real world Mean Girls every week and I am so sick of it.

I do LOVE Reco though.

Top Chef Masters "review"

Well... that was dull. I understand they're all professional chefs, but isn't Hubert Keller like... considered one of the best chefs on Earth? Eric Ripert-level or whatnot? The others are good chefs, but not at his level. So it's pretty much a given he's gonna win. Also, that dessert he made was ADOOOOORABLE!

So, it was pretty dull. The criticism was a snoozer, and effectively consisted of, "We loved everything! Yay! You minorly overseasoned this dish! That's okay though! Because you were in a dorm room! That was amazing! Whoah!" So I was like, "This is gonna be boring. And I'm not sure if I'll stick around thoughiprobablywillbecausewhatthehellelseistheretowatchduringthesummerseriouslyyyy?!?!?!"

But then.

They had the preview for the season.

MOTHERFUCKING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IN THE HOUSE AS A JUDGE ONE EPISODE Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah. I'm stickin' around.

Bravo!

You are silly. You have a countdown to Top Chef Masters in the corner of your screen in MINUTES AND SECONDS. Lulz. What are you, ME?!

At least I get to see Hosea win again. :) Hoseaaaaaaa. <3

Shut up, Carla.

The Fashion Show

~Secretly~, I am enjoying this. Kind of a lot. I really just love fashion design and stuff like that.

Win this shit, Reco. <3

Top Chef Masters

Oh, Bravo, stop trying to sell me this. It looks like 40 kinds of lamesauce. Much like The Fashion Show is a lame takeoff of Project Runway, this will be a pale, pathetic version of Top Chef.

...of course, I will still watch. 'Cuz it's Bravo.