Friday, June 15, 2007

ScarJo's Cinematic Sluttery.

honestly? SHE'S PROBABLY USED TO IT.

So I was reading some posts on a movie forum (not IMDb) that's primarily based around movie trivia. They were playing a game, "Been There, Done Them," (hee) based on who's had sex with who in movies. They'd list 3 actors'/actresses' names and the next person would have to name the actor/actress who had had, errr, "relations" with them in whatever movies they had been, whether explicit or implied. Someone listed four actors (gasp) and the next person was like "has one person really slept with FOUR PEOPLE in movies?" Well, by that standard, Scarlett Johansson is a serious whore:

Cillian Murphy - Girl with a Pearl Earring
Giovanni Ribisi - Lost in Translation (these answers were acceptable on the thread, since they are married. Yes, it is presented as a loveless marriage, but it's pretty damn safe to assume they probably slept together in the past.)
Gabriel Macht - A Love Song for Bobby Long (I believe. I haven't seen this movie in a while, and all I really remember was that ScarJo was great and the movie was crap. I'm pretty sure they ended up lovers, though)
Topher Grace - In Good Company
Ewan McGregor - The Island (awkward sex scene!)
Matthew Goode & Jonathan Rhys Myers - Match Point
Hugh Jackman - Scoop
Josh Hartnett & Aaron Eckhart - The Black Dahlia
Christian Bale & Hugh Jackman - The Prestige (that's twice for Hugh, YOU LUCKY BITCH.)

That means she's slept with, at least, ten (not counting Jackman's double or Macht because I'm not 100%, or her attempt to seduce Billy Bob Thornton in The Man Who Wasn't There) men on screen. Also, I haven't seen American Rhapsody, Eight Legged Freaks, The Perfect Score, or A Good Woman. I'm pretty sure she gets her mack on in The Perfect Score, but in A Good Woman she probably adds many more numbers to her little black book.

Just briefly looking at her filmography, Kate Winslet's a big whore too. I mean, she's "had relations" with 13-15 men, including such hotties as James Gandolfini (Romance and Cigarettes), Harvey Keitel (Holy Smoke!), Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine), and Geoffrey Rush (Quills).

I don't know what point I was trying to make, at all. Maybe just that every actress is a whore... in their filmography.