Friday, October 30, 2009

Project Runway: I don't care what week it is

Irina: She's so talented and it kills me. The outfit is an absolutely perfect complement for the original outfit and that coat is absolutely killer, when it could have been very sloppy and awkward. That said, I'm not crazy about the dress. It's kinda skanky-looking and it doesn't fit that well. Did Irina say this was supposed to be an office outfit? Yeah, no. But it's still good.

Althea: Errr... I can't believe this won. It's only a good companion piece to the original in that they both are sloppy and make me go "buhhh?" It's a really nice coat. That's the best thing I can say about this outfit, and even here, it just makes it look bigger and sloppier. The top looks really cheap, and the fit on the pants is just baggy and weird. Oh, and I know I said this before, but God fucking dammit Althea, get your model A GODDAMN BRA!!!! Her model is kind of awesome, though.

Gordana: Oh, Gordana. For once, the judges were right to attack you. This is just frumpy and bad. I don't see any of the awesome, funky original design in this, other than that, uh, they were both gray. The collar treatment just looks wrinkly, and the dart things on the jacket/the proportions on the jacket and skirt are extremely unflattering.

Logan: I see nothing of the original design, but that's actually not a bad thing. Honestly? This might be the best thing Logan made all season! I don't like the collar much, and the whole dress calls to mind some sort of weird Judy Jetson character for whatever reason, but it's just a cute, decently-made dress. From Logan, honestly, I think anything else is too much to ask...

Christopher: No. Oh, no. Oh, no no no. It's better than Gordana's because like, Christopher at least put more effort into his dress I suppose, but this is just bad. It's really sad to see someone who started out as awesome as Christopher devolve into the suck that he currently is. I do think it might be decent without the curtain drapes on the bottom... but they're there. BLEEHHHH.

Carol Hannah: I can't believe this was the best of the week, but there you go. It's a simple, cute black dress without any sort of issues. It moved great and it went along with the original outfit nicely without being too literal.

Ranked best-worst:
Carol Hannah
Irina
Logan
Althea
Christopher
Gordana

Kerry Washington was really annoying during judging; it made me sad because I love her :(