I think I would throw up if it turned out Albert Pujols was on steroids. The only two names that would upset me more are probably not surprising considering who I root for: Mariano Rivera and Derek Jeter, and I do believe both are clean. Same with Albert, but ugh, there's so much "OMG HE MUST BE ON STEROIDS BECAUSE HE IS A BIG POWER HITTER IN THE STEROID ERA" bullshit.
The name that would make me more satisfied than anyone else's? Curt Schilling. Luis Gonzalez, considering it's very likely, too.