ABC officially went off the air because Cablevision consists of a bunch of whiny babies apparently.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I MISS THE OSCARS, I SWEAR...
(And Blogger got me with the "conflicting edits!" bullshit again. No, I can't just press the back button because your stupid-ass thing doesn't save the text in the body of the post!!!! I have to go all the way back to blogger.com and look at it there. AAAGHHHH)