soooooooooo

I guess Sex and the City 2 is that one movie that the critics just go ballistic on every year. I'm sure it's actually really bad, but eesh.

alsfjljg;l.

I've been watching Mariah Carey videos for like hours. Why? I do not know.

mmm.

real satisfied. Seriously...

no matter how much I floss...

My gums bleed. It's bad. TMI'd?

confession:

I'm watching softcore porn right now. Just because I'M BORED.

my days:

1. wake up
2. talk to fiance while getting ready
3. go to work
4. work
5. lunch break!!!!!
6. more work
7. go home from work
8. more fiance time
9. dinner (if I feel like it)
10. watch the Yankees (lose, lately =/)
11. not sleep

doot doot dooooo.

The highlights of my work days:
1. getting to leave
2. when I order lunch

ARGITY BARGITY!!!!

It's been a tough two weeks all around.

dear my best friend,

Please move to New York. I miss you. A lot.

Love,
Me.

it's gooooorgeous out

And I'm stuck inside. Being employed is not very fun sometimes!!!

oh boo.

Me posting that picture of Andy totally jinxed Andy :( Sorry, baby.

so... Office finale tomorrow.

I should watch this, shouldn't I.

because all the Yankees are injured and I'm having a mental breakdown about it

Oh God you're so pretty Andy.

I am playing hooky from work today.

Woo wooooo!!! Sushi time.

I'm so tired

But I can't sleep
Standing on the edge of something much too deep.




...oh, and I'm getting married. Sounds really, really weird to say.

I have no fingernails.

AAAGLJGLGJL BASEBALL

it's really sad...

what happened to Lindsay Lohan. Seriously. And for a while there, she looked like she was kind of making her way back. =/

"Black or White" is really a fantastic song.

RIP, Michael. Seriously.

I should really be asleep.

Instead, I'm going to watch this 57 times:

That game went from an embarrassing blowout to a nailbiter to a humiliating loss to an utterly exhilarating win. How can you not love baseball?

doot dooooo

Bored. Entertain me, someone.

"She-Wolf."

Worst song ever or, like, worst song ever.

uhm. wow.

Apparently I MISSED the ANTM finale. Oops!

This is how not to eat.

1. eat a normal lunch at noon.
2. busy doing things until 10:30 PM.
3. become a starving person.
4. go to a diner, get way too much food, stuff face, get super full.

SOMEONE overslept.

Schwoopsies.

Friday nights are so BORING now

I miss college.

MOAR SUSHI

YAAAAAYYYYYY

well. this is inconvenient.

I have a giant mosquito bite right on my inner thigh. Awesome.

the absolute best thing about work

the website where I order lunch. Yessssssss

blah blah blah

Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah...

I failed at watching ANTM again

Aslgjlajgljag.

Though Raina in the F2? Awesome. And go Krista!

I actually work now.

So yeah. That...

Sarah Polley

Is way too good an actress to be in this Splice shit.

I am TERRIBLY ABANDONING this blog. :(

Seriosuly, apologies. There's just not that much to write about...

lol Spider-Man

this is still the silliest movie (next to Spider-Man 3)

no, AOL.com

I don't want to read your analysis on ANYTHING in the Obama administration.

in case you forgot.

Scarlett Johansson is so hot.

perhaps there are no baseball gods

Mike Mussina loses his perfect game with two outs in the bottom of the ninth on an 0-2 pitch.

Andy Pettitte loses his perfect game on a stupid error.

Dallas Braden has a perfect game.

(Also, for the haterrrrzzzz, the Yankees, who have come to represent TEH EVIL!!!! in baseball, have more than twice as many championships as the next closest competitor. Ha ha, suck it.)

aaaghhhh

I haven't watched America's Next Top Model in WEEKS. Blah. Some day I will and then I'll write a big summary! Really!

uhhhm.

Wind.

gorgonzola.

Why are you so delicious?

oy

I have to get up so early tomorrow to sing about Jesus. STILL.

haha oh wow.

I forgot how lame Mrs. Doubtfire is, considering that my dad was like obsessed with that movie when I was much younger and watched it all the freaking time.

ha ha.

I was outside and I saw someone wearing a shirt that said "talanted in many ways." Whoopsies. You dumb.

oh fffff.

I forgot to watch America's Next Top Model uhhhh-gain. But I see they sent Jessica home. BOOOO!!!!!!

why yes...

I DID have a heart attack about my baby getting taken out of the game today ;_; Thankfully he seems okay.

I am very lucky.

Personal stuff going on, but that's all I'm going to say. I may be unemployed and lead a boring life, but I realized things could be much, much worse.

woof

Tonight, the YES broadcasters spent A LOT of time talking about how Pettitte talked to Matusz when the Yankees were in Baltimore and told him how genuinely awesome he was, and how Matusz grew up watching Pettitte and was blown away by Pettitte even talking to him.

I hope there was a lot of, you know, like, touching on the shoulder and stuff during this conversation. And then some... like... private mentoring.

I am gross. I apologize.

hrmmmm

It appears I am posting a lot less here because I can babble on Twitter. Good/bad? YOU DECIDE!

this weather needs to stop.

SO HUMID. DISGUSTING. My hair is in a state no one should see right now.

I love Scarlett Johansson.

For serious.

I do not love Glee.

just confirming it.

Julie and Julia movie >>>> Julie and Julia book. Amy Adams is much more likable than the author.

in life, there are three things I'm really grateful for.

1. the internet
2. air conditioning
3. chapstick

Bejeweled.

It still rules.

By the way.

Twitter is addicting.

you know what makes me feel better?

Chinese food and pictures of Andy Pettitte.

I am. So tired.

If anyone says that Cashman should be seriously criticized because Granderson got hurt I will hurt you.