Watching Anderson Cooper (<3333) snark to Palin's moron spokeswoman and listening to her sputtering, idiot replies is like the greatest thing ever. Long live the ~librul meedia~
For the record, I smell some horrible scandal a-brewin'.
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Friday, July 03, 2009
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Oh, screw you, Television Without Pity.
On their "list of reasons to be happy summer's over":
10. The Mole can be officially retired until Anderson Cooper decides he wants to come back.
Ahh, the revamped Mole. And by "revamped," ABC forgot to tell you they meant boring, terribly cast, and dumbed-down considerably. Bring back Anderson Cooper and the rest of the things that made the original Mole great and we'll get interested.
Uh, okay. Boring? Not for this viewer, and quite a few others. Terribly cast? Fuck, no. I don't wanna hear "but Paul and Nicole were annoying!" Compared to other reality TV bitches, they were far more entertaining, and they both have huge fanbases, actually. Dumbed down? Uh, how? Because they had one challenge where they had to walk around in their underwear? Oh my God, the show's gone the way of I Love New York! CANCEL IT!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and hey TWOP, if you didn't like this season of The Mole so much, why'd you give every single episode an A or A-, hmmm?
Oh, and I'm the biggest fan of Anderson Cooper alive, probably, but: he's not coming back, get the fuck over it! Jon Kelley was a robot in the very first part of the very first episode, but he got to be nearly as awesome (not as awesome, because A-Coops is the best reality TV show host of all time). Ugh. At least the people over on TWoP's boards seem similarly disgusted by this part of the article...
What made the original Mole so great, anyway? Anderson Cooper, surely, yes. But like I said: Not. Coming. Back. Ever. Maybe the biggest factor in making the show so great, though, was the cool spy-like feeling of the show, and the gleeful paranoia involved in arguing passionately for a certain _____FOMO camp. None of that went away. In conclusion, again, screw you, TWoP. Your recaps kind of suck, too (though I like whoever does the ones for The Mole, the ones for, say, Survivor are repulsively negative toward anyone on the show [if you hate everyone so much, why are you bothering to watch?], and the ones for The Office S2 are so ridiculously overanalytical it's almost torture to slag through them, sorry to whoever wrote those).
10. The Mole can be officially retired until Anderson Cooper decides he wants to come back.
Ahh, the revamped Mole. And by "revamped," ABC forgot to tell you they meant boring, terribly cast, and dumbed-down considerably. Bring back Anderson Cooper and the rest of the things that made the original Mole great and we'll get interested.
Uh, okay. Boring? Not for this viewer, and quite a few others. Terribly cast? Fuck, no. I don't wanna hear "but Paul and Nicole were annoying!" Compared to other reality TV bitches, they were far more entertaining, and they both have huge fanbases, actually. Dumbed down? Uh, how? Because they had one challenge where they had to walk around in their underwear? Oh my God, the show's gone the way of I Love New York! CANCEL IT!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and hey TWOP, if you didn't like this season of The Mole so much, why'd you give every single episode an A or A-, hmmm?
Oh, and I'm the biggest fan of Anderson Cooper alive, probably, but: he's not coming back, get the fuck over it! Jon Kelley was a robot in the very first part of the very first episode, but he got to be nearly as awesome (not as awesome, because A-Coops is the best reality TV show host of all time). Ugh. At least the people over on TWoP's boards seem similarly disgusted by this part of the article...
What made the original Mole so great, anyway? Anderson Cooper, surely, yes. But like I said: Not. Coming. Back. Ever. Maybe the biggest factor in making the show so great, though, was the cool spy-like feeling of the show, and the gleeful paranoia involved in arguing passionately for a certain _____FOMO camp. None of that went away. In conclusion, again, screw you, TWoP. Your recaps kind of suck, too (though I like whoever does the ones for The Mole, the ones for, say, Survivor are repulsively negative toward anyone on the show [if you hate everyone so much, why are you bothering to watch?], and the ones for The Office S2 are so ridiculously overanalytical it's almost torture to slag through them, sorry to whoever wrote those).
Monday, August 04, 2008
Neil Patrick Harris is so much better than you.
Here's his article from Out magazine. Damn, he looks pretty hot in the pictures, too. And of course, gives us the greatest quote ever: "Mmmmmmmm. Anderson. He’s dreamy. Just dreamy. I’ve been a fan of his since season 1 of The Mole. I just thought he was so cool when he talked in this cool, low, secret-agent voice -- 'If you can accomplish this task...'"
I love you, Neil Patrick Harris.
I love you, Neil Patrick Harris.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
"(excited flailing) I love this game!"
Jon Kelley is doing more than a great job, but Anderson Cooper just might be the best reality TV host of all time.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Amusing old Mole observations.
Everyone else gets like, their husband/wife/fiancee/sibling/child... Jim got an ex. (Also, note ACoops checking Jim out for a second when Jim says Joe is "[his] ex.")
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Moooooley moley mole.
Josh Kelley's great, but he's no ACoops. Then again, no one will ever be.
For the record: I like the whiny, pathetically weak guy because it makes me think I could be on this show because even I could run around more than he could, and also because he has hilariously over-the-top reactions.
I hate the loud guy that I'm sure everyone hates. He lives in the town I was born in/lived in for quite a while, oh the shame. He gives Yankees fans a terrible name and I hope he's going soon. Though, it'd be kinda funny if it turns out he was the Mole and in the end, his personality was all an act. I liked Nicole a lot better just because of the "no forensic evidence" line.
I knew Liz was going because she clearly had no idea what was going on ("oh, it must just be a peseta in the pig! Don't break it!"), but I adored her and was sorry to see her leave.
Oh, and I'm the only one watching. Which means The Mole will be cancelled and my summer TV plans will be destroyed and I'll have nothing to watch until September 25 except like CNN. GAHHHHH.
For the record: I like the whiny, pathetically weak guy because it makes me think I could be on this show because even I could run around more than he could, and also because he has hilariously over-the-top reactions.
I hate the loud guy that I'm sure everyone hates. He lives in the town I was born in/lived in for quite a while, oh the shame. He gives Yankees fans a terrible name and I hope he's going soon. Though, it'd be kinda funny if it turns out he was the Mole and in the end, his personality was all an act. I liked Nicole a lot better just because of the "no forensic evidence" line.
I knew Liz was going because she clearly had no idea what was going on ("oh, it must just be a peseta in the pig! Don't break it!"), but I adored her and was sorry to see her leave.
Oh, and I'm the only one watching. Which means The Mole will be cancelled and my summer TV plans will be destroyed and I'll have nothing to watch until September 25 except like CNN. GAHHHHH.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
People who are in love:
Anderson Cooper and the original Mole (yes, I know, she's a girl, but awwww).
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDERSON COOPER!
Yeah, I was definitely talking about him yesterday (thanks Mole). I LOVE THE SILVER FOX!
Monday, June 02, 2008
Guess what I just watched!
The Mole! I need some crappy summer reality TV.
And it was still totally guilty, paranoid fun, like it was in...2001? Was that really the last time it was on? Wow. And I love the host... but even so, he's no Anderson Cooper (as little hearts and stars appear around my head).
And it was still totally guilty, paranoid fun, like it was in...2001? Was that really the last time it was on? Wow. And I love the host... but even so, he's no Anderson Cooper (as little hearts and stars appear around my head).
Thursday, March 20, 2008
WHAT THE HELL!!!
Now Paul Scofield is dead (love him in A Man for All Seasons) and Anderson "Silver Fox, emphasis on the FOX!!! And I can say that because I watched him on The Mole so there!" Cooper has cancer? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
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