Sarah Palin is going to be in this election documentary, isn't she. :(
ETA: Yup, here comes all the racist bullshit. Thanks for inciting that, asshole!
Showing posts with label republicans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label republicans. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
OH MY GOD YES
"Trapped in the Closet" is running on IFC. Combined with this and Bill Kristol's thorough OWNING by Jon Stewart (I don't think Jon's way of interviewing, where he's constantly interrupting, is necessarily the best, but you know what? Kristol got us into the Iraq War. He got us Sarah Palin. Fucker deserves it as opposed to, like, poor Cameron Diaz.), this is clearly the among the BEST NIGHTS EVER.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Had to be said.
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
GET THE FUCK OUT, LADY!!!!
(I changed a line somewhere in there. See if you can find it! Uh-oh, I think she might come to this webpage and sue me now!)
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
GET THE FUCK OUT, LADY!!!!
(I changed a line somewhere in there. See if you can find it! Uh-oh, I think she might come to this webpage and sue me now!)
Saturday, July 18, 2009
DUMBASS. DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBAAAASSSSSSSS.
Click here. Yeah, I'm sure you've seen it like 80 times by now...
Of course, we still can't mention that she kind of whores out her kids, because that's OMG EXPLOITING THEM AND MOCKING TRIG WHY WON'T OBAMA APOLOGIZE AND RESIGN FOR SOME RANDOM BLOG ON THE INTERNETS????!?!?!?!?
Of course, we still can't mention that she kind of whores out her kids, because that's OMG EXPLOITING THEM AND MOCKING TRIG WHY WON'T OBAMA APOLOGIZE AND RESIGN FOR SOME RANDOM BLOG ON THE INTERNETS????!?!?!?!?
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Barry baseball.
LOOOOVE.
Funny how the few Republicans I'm friends with were sane during Election Night (no gross racist comments or anything, unlike what others said), but when Obama pitches, it's all like, "HE THROWS LIKE A GIRL!!! HE'S SECRETLY AN AMERICAN/NATIONAL LEAGUE SUPPORTER BECAUSE OF X, Y, Z!!! ALSO IT WAS AN ILLEGAL PITCH!!!!!!!!!"
Hotay, guys. Tranquilizate.
ETA:
Suck it wingnuttia!!!!
Funny how the few Republicans I'm friends with were sane during Election Night (no gross racist comments or anything, unlike what others said), but when Obama pitches, it's all like, "HE THROWS LIKE A GIRL!!! HE'S SECRETLY AN AMERICAN/NATIONAL LEAGUE SUPPORTER BECAUSE OF X, Y, Z!!! ALSO IT WAS AN ILLEGAL PITCH!!!!!!!!!"
Hotay, guys. Tranquilizate.
ETA:
Suck it wingnuttia!!!!
Friday, July 03, 2009
OMG.
Watching Anderson Cooper (<3333) snark to Palin's moron spokeswoman and listening to her sputtering, idiot replies is like the greatest thing ever. Long live the ~librul meedia~
For the record, I smell some horrible scandal a-brewin'.
For the record, I smell some horrible scandal a-brewin'.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
LMAO.
So, Tina Fey = Sarah Palin. We all know this.
After last night's embarrassing counter-speech to Obama's, Bobby Jindal and his adorable little Southern accent and general attitude have given off the impression that he is much like similarly adorable Kenneth the Page. Jack Donaghy is already like any given Republican, so...
Republican primary in 2012 = any given episode of 30 Rock. This will be so awesome.
Also, words cannot express my delight that Chris Matthews audibly sighed "oh God" as Jindal walked out. I secretly (well, maybe not so much now haha) love Chris Matthews SO MUCH. He's like some little kid who ate way too much candy and JUST CAN'T KEEP HIS EXCITEMENT AND FEELINGS TO HIMSELF, OKAY?!!!!!!
After last night's embarrassing counter-speech to Obama's, Bobby Jindal and his adorable little Southern accent and general attitude have given off the impression that he is much like similarly adorable Kenneth the Page. Jack Donaghy is already like any given Republican, so...
Republican primary in 2012 = any given episode of 30 Rock. This will be so awesome.
Also, words cannot express my delight that Chris Matthews audibly sighed "oh God" as Jindal walked out. I secretly (well, maybe not so much now haha) love Chris Matthews SO MUCH. He's like some little kid who ate way too much candy and JUST CAN'T KEEP HIS EXCITEMENT AND FEELINGS TO HIMSELF, OKAY?!!!!!!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Oh. My. God.
This is a young Mike Huckabee. And he's SERIOUSLY HOT. WHAT THE HELL. Joe Biden was also super super super suave and good-looking, but... but... but... the most disturbing thing of all... possibly ever...
What the hell, DICK CHENEY WAS HOT! AAAHHH!!!! At least he had the "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" look in his eyes, even back then.
Friday, February 13, 2009
The "Top Twenty-Five Conservative Films of the Past Twenty-Five Years"
Here. Offers further proof that conservatives are seriously insane in the membrane. Here's the list, and my thoughts on it...
25. Gran Torino
I haven't seen it, but I'm guessing that because the plot appears to be Heroic White Man Saves Brown People From Themselves, yes, probably Republican ideology.
24. Team America: World Police
Ummmmmm. Yes, the liberals of Hollywood get made fun of, but so do ridiculous neocons. So does everyone. That's kind of the point. Did you miss that it's called Team America: World Police? Did you miss "America, Fuck Yeah", for God's sake?!
23. United 93
Reasoning? "Because the terrorists were portrayed as bad guys." We liberals just love terrorists, obviously, especially the ones that attacked America on 9/11. Fuck you in the ear, you guys, seriously. And by "you guys" I mean "the people who wrote this list" and "those terrorists," by the way.
22. Brazil
Um... WUT. IIRC their reasoning for this is totally ridiculous and basically criticizes the Bush/Cheney years. What in the holy hell.
21. Heartbreak Ridge
Never heard of it.
20. Gattaca
I've seen it, but I don't remember this one.
19. We Were Soldiers
Never saw it. It probably shows war as ~perfect~ or something, though.
18. The Edge
Never heard of it.
17. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
No arguments from me, actually. It's pretty blatant Christian allegory which I suppose is conservative.
16. Master and Commander
Because... they have war and stuff? I guess.
15. Red Dawn
Haven't seen it.
14. A Simple Plan
I saw it a long time ago, and I can't imagine how this is conservative. Wonkette needs to post all these write-ups right now so I can keep laughing at them.
13. Braveheart
It's Mel Gibson, so yes, it's probably conservative. The last time I saw it was junior year of high school and I absolutely despised it, so I have no desire to return to this one.
12. The Dark Knight
um... NO. Yes, Batman relies on increased surveillance (part of the reason why they claim The Lives of Others and Brazil are apparently conservative is because they're AGAINST increased surveillance though!) and terrible torture methods, but did they miss the part where these techniques failed miserably and he destroyed the super-surveillance thing at the end? Duh-duh-duh-duh-dumb.
11. The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Again, um... NO. I'm pretty sure Peter Jackson and Viggo Mortensen had interviews where they described how the Eye of Sauron represented Bush and whatnot. I'd go into more detail, but really my mind is spotty when I come to LotR trivia. I might be a geek, but I'm not that big a geek.
10. Ghostbusters
What the fuck? Apparently it's because the bad guy works for a regulatory agency or something, but still. What the fuck?
9. Blast from the Past
Never heard of it.
8. Juno
LOLZ. Because she keeps the baby and there's a pro-life protestor outside the clinic (who comes off as stupid). Yes, she keeps the baby, and she chooses to keep it after having pre-marital sex and then, at the end, she gives it to an unwed mother, which we all know, according to Ann Coulter, are the source of all horrible things on Earth or something. No. Stop trying to make Juno into Bristol, conservatives.
7. The Pursuit of Happyness
Because the guy pulls himself up by the bootstraps, I guess. Awww, see, that's what the Republicans think... if one negro can do it, they all can!
6. Groundhog Day
...what? This makes even less sense than Ghostbusters. Also, I guess Harold Ramis is a conservative filmmaker? Um... right.
5. 300
LOfuckingL. I knew this ludicrously homoerotic film would be on here. Seriously, why the hell was it even made other than to be like, "GAAAAYYYY!!!" I guess they portray war as something GREAT!!!!! so it's conservative, but this proves, once and for all, that conservatives have virtually zero sense of humor.
4. Forrest Gump
Um... I guess. I know a lot of film snobs are all like "OMG REPUBLICAN VALUES, THIS FILM SUCKS SO MUCH BLARG BLARG," but maybe not (even if it was true, that wouldn't be a reason to dismiss the film). I think these people project a lot. You could say a very liberal lifestyle is what destroys Jenny, but a very conservative lifestyle destroys Lt. Dan. Ugh, I can't remember the rest, but there were other things to prove that it's more liberal than it is conservative.
3. Metropolitan
Never saw it.
2. The Incredibles
...huh? I've heard some people think there's Randian stuff in here, or something, or they think the villain is a Socialist/Communist because he wants everyone to have superpowers (right?), but... I just... no...
1. The Lives of Others
I think I saw the write-up for this one and it's basically a joke. They decry everything that happened in the Bush presidency. I give up on these people. But you let me keep my Lives of Others, Republicans. It's a really good movie and it's all subtle and OMG SUBTITLED!!! FURRENERS!!!! so you wouldn't want it anyway.
What really irritates me is that the conservatives are always like WAAAH LIBRUL MEEEEEDIA!!! and then they claim the biggest films of the past few years, such as Lord of the Rings and The Dark Knight, are conservative. You can't have it both ways, morans (that's a pro-war demonstrator, of course). Oh, and this list is only from the past twenty-five years because they didn't want to have to explain to their base why Birth of a Nation isn't on there. Big eye-roll.
25. Gran Torino
I haven't seen it, but I'm guessing that because the plot appears to be Heroic White Man Saves Brown People From Themselves, yes, probably Republican ideology.
24. Team America: World Police
Ummmmmm. Yes, the liberals of Hollywood get made fun of, but so do ridiculous neocons. So does everyone. That's kind of the point. Did you miss that it's called Team America: World Police? Did you miss "America, Fuck Yeah", for God's sake?!
23. United 93
Reasoning? "Because the terrorists were portrayed as bad guys." We liberals just love terrorists, obviously, especially the ones that attacked America on 9/11. Fuck you in the ear, you guys, seriously. And by "you guys" I mean "the people who wrote this list" and "those terrorists," by the way.
22. Brazil
Um... WUT. IIRC their reasoning for this is totally ridiculous and basically criticizes the Bush/Cheney years. What in the holy hell.
21. Heartbreak Ridge
Never heard of it.
20. Gattaca
I've seen it, but I don't remember this one.
19. We Were Soldiers
Never saw it. It probably shows war as ~perfect~ or something, though.
18. The Edge
Never heard of it.
17. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
No arguments from me, actually. It's pretty blatant Christian allegory which I suppose is conservative.
16. Master and Commander
Because... they have war and stuff? I guess.
15. Red Dawn
Haven't seen it.
14. A Simple Plan
I saw it a long time ago, and I can't imagine how this is conservative. Wonkette needs to post all these write-ups right now so I can keep laughing at them.
13. Braveheart
It's Mel Gibson, so yes, it's probably conservative. The last time I saw it was junior year of high school and I absolutely despised it, so I have no desire to return to this one.
12. The Dark Knight
um... NO. Yes, Batman relies on increased surveillance (part of the reason why they claim The Lives of Others and Brazil are apparently conservative is because they're AGAINST increased surveillance though!) and terrible torture methods, but did they miss the part where these techniques failed miserably and he destroyed the super-surveillance thing at the end? Duh-duh-duh-duh-dumb.
11. The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Again, um... NO. I'm pretty sure Peter Jackson and Viggo Mortensen had interviews where they described how the Eye of Sauron represented Bush and whatnot. I'd go into more detail, but really my mind is spotty when I come to LotR trivia. I might be a geek, but I'm not that big a geek.
10. Ghostbusters
What the fuck? Apparently it's because the bad guy works for a regulatory agency or something, but still. What the fuck?
9. Blast from the Past
Never heard of it.
8. Juno
LOLZ. Because she keeps the baby and there's a pro-life protestor outside the clinic (who comes off as stupid). Yes, she keeps the baby, and she chooses to keep it after having pre-marital sex and then, at the end, she gives it to an unwed mother, which we all know, according to Ann Coulter, are the source of all horrible things on Earth or something. No. Stop trying to make Juno into Bristol, conservatives.
7. The Pursuit of Happyness
Because the guy pulls himself up by the bootstraps, I guess. Awww, see, that's what the Republicans think... if one negro can do it, they all can!
6. Groundhog Day
...what? This makes even less sense than Ghostbusters. Also, I guess Harold Ramis is a conservative filmmaker? Um... right.
5. 300
LOfuckingL. I knew this ludicrously homoerotic film would be on here. Seriously, why the hell was it even made other than to be like, "GAAAAYYYY!!!" I guess they portray war as something GREAT!!!!! so it's conservative, but this proves, once and for all, that conservatives have virtually zero sense of humor.
4. Forrest Gump
Um... I guess. I know a lot of film snobs are all like "OMG REPUBLICAN VALUES, THIS FILM SUCKS SO MUCH BLARG BLARG," but maybe not (even if it was true, that wouldn't be a reason to dismiss the film). I think these people project a lot. You could say a very liberal lifestyle is what destroys Jenny, but a very conservative lifestyle destroys Lt. Dan. Ugh, I can't remember the rest, but there were other things to prove that it's more liberal than it is conservative.
3. Metropolitan
Never saw it.
2. The Incredibles
...huh? I've heard some people think there's Randian stuff in here, or something, or they think the villain is a Socialist/Communist because he wants everyone to have superpowers (right?), but... I just... no...
1. The Lives of Others
I think I saw the write-up for this one and it's basically a joke. They decry everything that happened in the Bush presidency. I give up on these people. But you let me keep my Lives of Others, Republicans. It's a really good movie and it's all subtle and OMG SUBTITLED!!! FURRENERS!!!! so you wouldn't want it anyway.
What really irritates me is that the conservatives are always like WAAAH LIBRUL MEEEEEDIA!!! and then they claim the biggest films of the past few years, such as Lord of the Rings and The Dark Knight, are conservative. You can't have it both ways, morans (that's a pro-war demonstrator, of course). Oh, and this list is only from the past twenty-five years because they didn't want to have to explain to their base why Birth of a Nation isn't on there. Big eye-roll.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
the greatest thing Bill Kristol ever wrote...
...is the last line in this essay here. The one in italics. WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Things to Freak Out About: Inauguration Edition.
If you're...
Blindly Conservative/Republican: OMG OBAMA DIDN'T TAKE THE OATH RIGHT. THAT MEANS HE'S NOT OUR PRESIDENT. PLUS HE DOESN'T HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE OMG!!!!!
Blindly Liberal/Democratic: OMG IT WASN'T OBAMA THAT SCREWED UP THE OATH IT WAS ROBERTS AND OBAMA WAS JUST SAYING IT RIGHT AND THAT OTHER DUMBASS KEPT TRYING TO MESS HIM UP. ROBERTS IS A BUSH APPOINTEE. CLEARLY HE WAS TRYING TO KEEP OBAMA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
A writer for a tabloid: OMG MICHELLE LOOKED KIND OF BULKY IN HER 500 LAYERS THAT SHE HAD ON BECAUSE IT WAS FREEZING. CLEARLY THIS MEANS SHE'S PREGNANT. OBAMA BABIES!!!!!
(Frankly, I think Obama and Roberts were both understandably extraordinarily nervous and messed it up. I thought it was super endearing for both of them. And I definitely don't think Michelle would get pregnant now, though OMG I WOULD FREAK OUT IF SHE DID ACTUALLY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN OBAMA BABIES!!!!! Hmmm... I always knew I was a tabloid writer at heart haha.)
Blindly Conservative/Republican: OMG OBAMA DIDN'T TAKE THE OATH RIGHT. THAT MEANS HE'S NOT OUR PRESIDENT. PLUS HE DOESN'T HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE OMG!!!!!
Blindly Liberal/Democratic: OMG IT WASN'T OBAMA THAT SCREWED UP THE OATH IT WAS ROBERTS AND OBAMA WAS JUST SAYING IT RIGHT AND THAT OTHER DUMBASS KEPT TRYING TO MESS HIM UP. ROBERTS IS A BUSH APPOINTEE. CLEARLY HE WAS TRYING TO KEEP OBAMA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
A writer for a tabloid: OMG MICHELLE LOOKED KIND OF BULKY IN HER 500 LAYERS THAT SHE HAD ON BECAUSE IT WAS FREEZING. CLEARLY THIS MEANS SHE'S PREGNANT. OBAMA BABIES!!!!!
(Frankly, I think Obama and Roberts were both understandably extraordinarily nervous and messed it up. I thought it was super endearing for both of them. And I definitely don't think Michelle would get pregnant now, though OMG I WOULD FREAK OUT IF SHE DID ACTUALLY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN OBAMA BABIES!!!!! Hmmm... I always knew I was a tabloid writer at heart haha.)
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