the SAG awards

Is Sandra Bullock really that pretty? Whoah. And it's kinda nice to see 30 Rock not winning everything, though Tina Fey never should have been winning "actress" awards in the first place, honestly.

Also, I've seen that "I'll be waiting for you with my legs open" clip of Penelope Cruz from Nine way too many times, gross.

Julianne Moore has a TERRIBLE Boston accent

It sounds like she's British or Australian. Awful. I could honestly be better at this and I just say things like "PAHHHHK the CAHHHHH in HAHHHHHVAHHHHD YAHHHHHD" and the like.

is it wrong that this makes me giggle a little?

30 Rock Scores 0 Rating in German Debut.

I dunno why I think this is so entertaining; I like the show.

oh, and my thoughts on the Emmy nods

Blah blah blah, The Office needed more, 30 Rock needed less, John Krasinski wasn't that robbed so get over it but Ed Helms surely was. *

Also: ZOMG no JPiv and YAAAAAY no Two and a Half Men (right?).


*ETA before I get hate mail: He was excellent this season, but it was more dramatic moments. Like, I think of him fumbling during so many moments with Charles or, even better, that last scene of "Company Picnic," which was just beautiful on his part, but not comedic.

LMAO.

So, Tina Fey = Sarah Palin. We all know this.

After last night's embarrassing counter-speech to Obama's, Bobby Jindal and his adorable little Southern accent and general attitude have given off the impression that he is much like similarly adorable Kenneth the Page. Jack Donaghy is already like any given Republican, so...

Republican primary in 2012 = any given episode of 30 Rock. This will be so awesome.

Also, words cannot express my delight that Chris Matthews audibly sighed "oh God" as Jindal walked out. I secretly (well, maybe not so much now haha) love Chris Matthews SO MUCH. He's like some little kid who ate way too much candy and JUST CAN'T KEEP HIS EXCITEMENT AND FEELINGS TO HIMSELF, OKAY?!!!!!!

SAG predix!

FILMS
Best Cast: Milk (alt. Slumdog Millionaire)
Best Actor: Sean Penn (alt. Mickey Rourke)
Best Actress: Meryl Streep (alt. Kate Winslet)
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger (alt. don't need one but PSH)
Best Supporting Actress: Kate Winslet (alt. Viola Davis) (yay)

TV
Best Cast, Drama: Mad Men (alt. House)
Best Cast, Comedy: 30 Rock (alt. The Office)
Best Actor, Drama: Hugh Lawrie (alt. Jon Hamm)
Best Actor, Comedy: Alec Baldwin (alt. Steve Carell)
Best Actor, TV Movie/Miniseries: Paul Giamatti (alt. Tom Wilkinson)
Best Actress, Drama: Kyra Sedgwick (alt. Sally Field)
Best Actress, Comedy: Tina Fey (alt. Christina Appelgate)
Best Actress, TV Movie/Miniseries: LAURA LINNEY! (alt. Laura Dern)

It's nice to predict my two favorite actresses WINNING something for a change :) Maybe The Office can upset too! Doubtful. =/ Ah well, 30 Rock is still amazing too.

Golden Globe predix.

Y not rite? Warning, I'm so bad at predicting these things.

Best Picture, Drama
Winner: Slumdog Millionaire
Alternate: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Best Picture, Musical/Comedy
Winner: Vicky Christina Barcelona
Alternate: Mamma Mia! GAG HURL VOM.

Best Actor, Drama
Winner: Sean Penn, Milk
Alternate: Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Best Actor, Musical/Comedy
Winner: Javier Bardem, Vicky Christina Barcelona
Alternate: Dustin Hoffman, Last Chance Harvey

Best Actress, Drama
Winner: Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road
Alternate: Meryl Streep, Doubt

Best Actress, Musical/Comedy
Winner: umm... Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky ?
Alternate: any of the other nominees

Best Supporting Actor
Winner: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Alternate: don't need one but Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt

Best Supporting Actress
Winner: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Christina Barcelona
Alternate: any of the other nominees, except maybe Amy Adams

Best Director
Winner: David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Alternate: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire

Best Screenplay
Winner: Slumdog Millionaire
Alternate: Doubt

Foreign Language Film: I've Loved You So Long
Animated Film: Wall-E
Original Score: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Original Song: "The Wrestler" by Bruce Springsteen, from The Wrestler

TV Series, Drama: Mad Men
TV Series, Comedy: 30 Rock
Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Actor in a TV Series, Musical/Comedy: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Actress in a TV Series, Drama: verrah verrah tricky to call. Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
Actress in a TV Series, Musical/Comedy: Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Supporting Actor: Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother (please!!)
Supporting Actress: Laura Dern, Recount

This looks like SUCH a winner.

HOLY SHIT, ANDY'S COSTUME. AND JIM'S. AND CREED'S.

30 Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

"Crime Aid"? Loved. It. Is it too early to (Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I) declare (BANKRUPTCY!!!!!) S5 friggin' brilliant? Full comments on it tomorrow. Or maybe Sunday. Monday. Tuesday? DON'T RUSH ME PEOPLE!

Emmys are actually this weekend?

Heh, could have fooled me. Anyway, final predictions:

Drama Series: Mad Men (alt. Damages)
Actor - Drama: Hugh Lawrie - House (alt. James Spader - Boston Legal)
Actress - Drama: Glenn Close - Damages (alt. Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer)
S. Actor - Drama: Ted Danson - Damages (alt. William Shatner - Boston Legal)
S. Actress - Drama: Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy (alt. Rachel Griffiths - Brothers and Sisters)
Comedy Series: 30 Rock (alt. The Office)
Actor - Comedy: Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock (alt. Steve Carell - The Office)
Actress - Comedy: Tina Fey - 30 Rock (alt. Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?)
S. Actor - Comedy: Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother (alt. Jeremy Piven - Entourage)
S. Actress - Comedy: Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty (alt. Holland Taylor - Two and a Half Men)

Drama Writing will go to ummm Mad Men? and the Directing to something from Lost. Comedy Writing will go to something from 30 Rock, and Directing to the "Pielette" episode of Pushing Daisies.

Oh, and the "should win"s...

Drama Series: Mad Men
Actor - Drama: Gabriel Bryne, In Treatment
Actress - Drama: Glenn Close, Damages
S. Actor - Drama: Ted Danson, Damages
S. Actress - Drama: uhhh Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy
Comedy Series: The Office
Actor - Comedy: Steve Carell, The Office
Actress - Comedy: Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
S. Actor - Comedy: Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
S. Actress - Comedy: uhhh Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty

*cries*

Alec Baldwin "Tired" of Acting, Scrutiny. I am not even kidding when I say Alec Baldwin is one of my favorite actors, post-2003, and all it took was some brilliant screaming of "Patriot Act!"

Oh well. At least if he leaves 30 Rock, the show will inevitably end and maybe Steve Carell can win an Emmy someday, right...?

can't believe I haven't mentioned this...

SEPTEMBER 25.

That's four months!!! The strike was longer. We can get through this!!!

GET EXCITED.

(30 Rock doesn't start until October 30, WTF :( )

Because sometimes I watch other TV shows, too. Really.

Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves. *snorfle*