that's... nice, Jeremy.

Really I'm only posting this because I enjoy the word "moobs"

oh, and my thoughts on the Emmy nods

Blah blah blah, The Office needed more, 30 Rock needed less, John Krasinski wasn't that robbed so get over it but Ed Helms surely was. *

Also: ZOMG no JPiv and YAAAAAY no Two and a Half Men (right?).


*ETA before I get hate mail: He was excellent this season, but it was more dramatic moments. Like, I think of him fumbling during so many moments with Charles or, even better, that last scene of "Company Picnic," which was just beautiful on his part, but not comedic.

After a very extended haitus, Celebrity Thoughts Returns.

Amy: Um... what the fuck, Jeremy, this is so inappropriate.
Tina: I'm just gonna stand here and pretend this isn't totally awkward. Maybe I should try and pull him away from Amy? Nah.
Jeremy: I HAD FIVE LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS IN THE HOTEL BAR AND I WON MY THIRD EMMY AND I AM FEELING GOOOOODDD!!!!!!! I WILL KISS THIS THEORETICAL BABY!!!

I didn't watch the SAGs, but...

Viggo: Hey, Javier Bardem.
Javier: Hey, Viggo Mortensen.
Viggo: You're hot.
Javier: I know. So are you.
Viggo: I know. Wanna make out later?
Javier: Totally.



Josh & Jeremy: Sorry, guys. Already beat ya to it.



Jenna: Fancy New Beesley? Is hot!
Justine Credible: OMG WAS JOHN KRASINSKI THERE AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM?!?!??$@?%$%#%L1111~!!!!!


Actual comments on the winners and stuff to come...

I couldn't ask for a better trio.

Happy birthday to the queen...

The king of the '90s, who I may still forgive if he ever decides to do any good movies again...



...and of course, one of my favorite TV characters of all time, ARI GOLD!