HYPERVENTILATES.

Time to OVERANALYZE THE SHIT OUT OF IT, GUYS. Oh, God, I'm too excited...

- Michael dances ridiculously. YES. I love when Michael dances. He's probably dancing for joy because Toby is leaving. (Overanalysis: why is he alone in the office?!?!?!?)
- Amy Ryan looks pretty!
- JAM HUG!!!!!! She looks SO happy. :)
- Michael tries to strangle Toby!!! Is that Hank behind them? I wonder if he will perform his revenge on Jim Halpert...
- "It's big. Really big." I bet it is, Jim. ;) (twss) OH BOY!
- "We've been sworn to secrecy..." Okay, this part is great, because a. it has Creed, and b. IS THAT JAM ON THE ROOF I SPY?!?!??!?!?! I love how they look vaguely horrified (but not like, "Night Out"-post-Toby-leg-groping horrified. Also...it almost doesn't look like the roof. Or, it looks like the roof of a building in a major city. But it's probably the roof at DM Scranton OH MY GOD I NEED THIS EPISODE HERE RIGHT NOW). OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY I NEED TO STOP OVERTHINKING THIS.
- SPOILER ALERT!!!! YAY!
- Michael and the new HR lady on a ferris wheel!!!! Amazing! ILUVUAMYRYAN.
- Do you notice how everyone save, um, a certain person are gathered around Jim's computer? (at least, that's what I saw at my quick glance)
- What is Dwight biting down on?
- Angela's super-coy look. Hmmmm...
- Michael dances some more!!!!
- Note we don't see Jan. That's probably because she's got a MASSIVE PREGNANT BELLY, oh yes.

Oh. My. God. BRING. IT. ON.

Yes, I'm a tool.

ETA: NBC just put up a very slightly different promo, that has Jim going "No way" in a way that sounds different every time I listen to it (excited? angry???? AAHHHH!!!) and promising that there will be surprises "down to the very last second." AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Also, Steve Buscemi is gonna be on ER, so I miiiight just have to watch ER.

I'm inspired by IMDb polls.

^ Because she is awesome, and her dress in this picture is totally awesome

So a few days ago, the poll was actresses without Oscar noms. Today, the poll is actors without Oscar noms. So, I was inspired: the Pulpy nominations of both the ladies and the gentlemen without Oscar nominations.

Scarlett Johansson
Best Supporting Actress 1998 - The Horse Whisperer
Best Actress 2003 - Lost in Translation *
A finalist for Ghost World, Girl with a Pearl Earring, and Match Point; semi-finalist for A Love Song for Bobby Long and Scoop; honorable mention for The Prestige (in which I liked her, so suck it)

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Best Actress 2002 - Secretary
A finalist for Happy Endings, Sherrybaby, and Stranger than Fiction; an honorable mention for World Trade Center and Trust the Man

Christina Ricci
Best Supporting Actress 1993 - Addams Family Values
Best Supporting Actress 1997 - The Ice Storm
Best Actress 1998 - Buffalo '66
A finalist for The Opposite of Sex (though she got a nom for Buffalo '66 the same year) and, currently, Black Snake Moan

Jennifer Jason Leigh
Best Actress 1989 - Last Exit to Brooklyn *
Best Actress 1994 - Ms. Parker and the Vicious Circle
Best Supporting Actress 1994 - The Hudsucker Proxy
Best Supporting Actress 1995 - Dolores Claiborne
A finalist for Single White Female

Tilda Swinton
none, a semi-finalist for The Deep End

Maria Bello
Best Supporting Actress 2005 - A History of Violence
A semi-finalist for The Cooler and an honorary mention for World Trade Center

Parker Posey
none; finalist for Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman

Rachel McAdams
none; finalist for Mean Girls and a semi-finalist for Red Eye

Claire Danes
none; finalist for Shopgirl and currently a semi-finalist for Stardust

Kirsten Dunst
Best Supporting Actress 1994 - Interview with the Vampire
Best Supporting Actress 2000 - The Virgin Suicides
Best Supporting Actress 2004 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Actress 2006 - Marie-Antoinette (likely, but I've change my Actress 2006 lineup a million times.)
A semi-finalist for Drop Dead Gorgeous, crazy/beautiful, and Dick

Ziyi Zhang
Best Actress 2000 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Best Supporting Actress 2005 - 2046

Sarah Polley
Best Supporting Actress 1997 - The Sweet Hereafter *
A finalist for My Life without Me and (currently) for directing Away from Her

Thandie Newton
none

Emily Mortimer
none, a finalist for Lovely and Amazing and a semi-finalist for Match Point

Emily Blunt
needless to say, none...an honorable mention for The Devil Wears Prada

Gary Oldman
Best Actor 1986 - Sid and Nancy
Best Supporting Actor 1991 - JFK
Currently a semi-finalist for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Christian Bale
Best Actor 1987 - Empire of the Sun
Best Actor 2000 - American Psycho *
Best Actor 2007 - Rescue Dawn * (currently)
Finalist for The Machinist and an honorable mention for Batman Begins and The Prestige

Alan Rickman
Best Supporting Actor 1988 - Die Hard *
Best Actor 1991 - Truly Madly Deeply
Best Actor 1996 - Rasputin (if you count TV movies)
Best Actor 2004 - Something the Lord Made (if you count TV movies)
An honorable mention for Love Actually and, of course, as Snape.

Steve Buscemi
Best Supporting Actor 1996 - Fargo
Best Supporting Actor 2001 - Ghost World
Best Actor 2007 - Interview (currently)
A finalist for Reservoir Dogs

Ewan McGregor
Best Actor 2001 - Moulin Rouge!
A finalist for Transpotting and a semi-finalist for Down with Love

Alfred Molina
none, a semi-finalist for Boogie Nights and Spider-Man 2

Bill Nighy
Best Supporting Actor 2003 - Love Actually
A semi-finalist for Still Crazy

Cillian Murphy
none, a semi-finalist for Breakfast on Pluto and an honorable mention for 28 Days Later...

Paul Bettany
none, a finalist for Dogville and a semi-finalist for Master and Commander

Chiwetel Ejiofor
none, a finalist for Dirty Pretty Things

Daniel Craig
none, a finalist for Casino Royale

Andy Serkis
none, a finalist for Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Joseph Fiennes
none

Stellan Skarsgard
none

Peter Stormare
none

Robert Carlyle
none, a semi-finalist for Trainspotting