Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The season will end with three of these things (or NONE of 'em!):

Season 4 Spoilers, 4/30

According to my personal god Ausiello, three of the following, or possibly NONE of them, will happen at the end of the season, and they will involve Angela, Dwight, Andy, Jan, Toby, Michael, Jim, and Pam:

1. engagement
2. death
3. infidelity
4. pregnancy
5. a fire
6. coming out

so, possibilities:

1. Jim & Pam, obviously. Ausiello said an Office couple was getting engaged at the end of the season, and all signs point to them. I don't think Jim would show that ring only to have that plotline be ignored the rest of the season. It's Chekov's gun. That said, in some weirdo alternate universe, this could be Jan and Michael. Jan could show up with a ring, and say, "Michael, I love you. Marry me." and you know Michael would go along with it.

2. Maybe Toby's hitting on Pam and moving to Costa Rica and jumping fences (!!!) because he got some kind of horrible disease prognosis and he knows he's going to die. Or something insane happens with Jan. Or Ryan overdoses, but he's not on the list...

3. ANGELA CHEATS ON ANDY WITH DWIGHT AS THE LAST SCENE! Or, and I offer this 99.99999% as a joke, Pam cheats on Jim with Toby. If that happens, I might stop watching the show. And you know it takes a lot for me to say that.

4. Jan is a definite possibility. Don't think it'd be Pam or Angela.

5. I can't tell whether this is "a fire" or "fire" as in someone is getting fired. If it's the former, clearly JAM will catch on fire. ;) Or Ryan will start a fire with a pita in Corporate. ;) If it's the latter, maybe Andy will get fired, or Ryan (even though he's not on the list...).

6. I don't think much could top Michael kissing Oscar, no? Maybe Jan decides Michael has turned her off men forever and she's now gay. Which, of course, would lead to much hilarity, Michael asking Jan if he could watch or trying to set up Jan with Oscar ("that's not how it works, Michael!").

I can't find some possibility that involves all of the people listed above, but for now...:
- Jim & Pam get engaged
- Jan is pregnant with Michael's child
- Angela cheats on Andy with Dwight
And Toby goes to Costa Rica, which clearly changes things for him...um...yep.

CRAZY SPECULATION FTW!!!!!