Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Okay, Anne. We have to talk.

Click here to see what inspired this (which is, indeed, the first thing that pops up when you Google Image Search Anne Hathaway). NSFW.

Anne. In interviews with you that I have read, one thing stands out to me: dear lord, do you want to be Lindsay Lohan. You're really trying to do that "Disney girl gone bad" thing, down to mimicking her candor and your whining that if we all saw what you did in college, you'd be in just as much trouble as her (yuh-huh). Except where Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous, somehow totally interesting, and actually talented (well, she was), you are bland, completely sexless, and talentless. Nobody makes much of a big deal whenever you flash your tits, which seems to be as often as possible, huh? Oh, too bad. Maybe if you weren't so intrinsically boring.

Go back to Disney (where you are actually at your best acting-wise since you don't try so damn hard) and keep your scary mouth away. Oh, and Becoming Jane was terribly boring and you certainly weren't doing anything to help.