Friday, August 17, 2007

I bet this was everyone's first thought seeing this picture

Ennis del Mar, totally fucked up by his relationship with Jack Twist, went irrefutably crazy and turned into a homicidal and demented man, prone to wearing bizarre makeup. One day on the street, he saw Jack's estranged sister who, in his dementia, he mistook for Jack. Life started to turn bad for the lovely young lass (okay, I don't know how she was young when Ennis was old. Whatever.) when Ennis, convinced she was Jack reincarnated, started to stalk her...

Stay tuned this fall for Brokeback Mountain 2: Fatal Attraction 2: Dead Ringers 2...

(omigod The Dark Knight CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH)