Dad: So what happened to Brad Pitt at the end?
Me: Well, Edward Norton shot himself through the head to get rid of him.
Dad: Why? What?
Me: ...because Brad Pitt was the other part of his split personality?
Dad: Whaaaaaa????? But they were like, in the room together! At the same time! And Brad talked to him and stuff!
Me: ...
(I love my dad, or as I call him, the padge, mucho. But seriously.)
