Friday, April 11, 2008

Celebrity Thoughts returns.


Maggie: HELLOOOOO STRANGER.
Jake: Uh, Mags? It's me. Jake. Your, uh, brother.
Maggie: Mmmm, you're warm. And your chest is...firm.
Jake: Um, thanks?
Maggie: Mmmm...
Jake: I am uncomfortable. And not because I have horrendously mismatched clothing.
Maggie: Zzzzzzz...
Jake: Um, okay, let's get you home. ...not like that.