Yeah, old news, I know. Still, can you imagine what the reaction would be if, the night before some major game, A-Rod went out drinking with players from the opposing team, came back to his house ridiculously drunk, got into a fight with Kate Hudson (the anti-Jessica Simpson! Whenever she's at a game he does amazing!) that left them both visibly beat up, was carted away by police, then had to be picked up at the police station at 6 AM by Brian Cashman? JESUS JARED CHRIST.
Yes, Jared is Jesus' middle name.
Anyway, the entire situation makes me want to throw up. It's really gross. I know it happens all the time, but shit like that shouldn't.
