So I found a baseball slash community and there was a Mets story involving blood play where John Maine was doing these little cuts all over Oliver Perez's body after Perez's God-awful performance in the game versus the Phillies where he lasted like a third of an inning and gave up six runs or something. Anyway, is it wrong that my first thought wasn't "weird" or "this is badly written" (which it kinda was) or anything like that, but "Don't do that, John! The Mets don't need any more injuries!!!!"
Yeah.
